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Caveman on a Mission

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Better Late Than Forever
Requirement(s):	myPad
Required characters:	Caveman Homer
Optional characters:	Bart, Barney
Internal name(s):	CavemanOnAMission
ID(s):	276007 - 276010

Caveman on a Mission is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Better Late Than Forever content update. It requires Caveman Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	grunts Boy! Bring...beer...Homer.
	What's with the outfit and the speaking like an NFL player?
	I'm embracing my animal nature and getting what I want by threatening to hit people with my club. waves club menacingly
	OW! Splinter.
	Ha! Very cavemanly. Did you get your mani-pedi before or after you invented fire?
	Shut up, there's nothing wrong with proper cuticle hygiene! Stupid lazy mill...mall... mell...milenimals!
	"Millennials"?
	Close, sweetie! It's pronounced "milenimals". I should know. I'm a baby bopper.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Make Fun of Homer's Cavemanliness". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Caveman Homer Complain About "Milenimals"". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	If you're such a cave guy now, why are you lounging around at home on the sofa? You're supposed to hunt mammoths, not turn into one.
	Hunting sounds tiring. Boy, fetch me some food.
	We don't have any food, because you never go hunting!
	Explain.
	JUST GO HUNT SOMETHING.
	Okay, I will. But first: a snack!
	...
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Challenge Homer's Cavemanhood". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Caveman Homer Hunt for His Supper". The job takes 4 hours.
	So what's for dinner, mighty hunter, besides shame and failure?
	If you look in my back, we might have some tiger fangs you can suck on.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	Clubbing baby animals isn't the only way cavemen proved their manliness! They also invented stuff.
	My vote is deodorant.
	Why you little—!
	Are you even smart enough to invent something the original cavemen figured out?
	Of course I am! I'll reinvent the most famous invention of them all: the whale!
	You mean the wheel?
	It's a good thing you just corrected me, 'cause we were about to get really wet.
Task: "Make Caveman Homer Reinvent the Wheel". The job takes 4 hours.
	For a guy at your weight, I thought "round" would be within your skill set.
	Honestly, so did I.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	Hey, Homer, you wanna go waste time at Moe's?
	Not now, Barney. I'm reinventing stuff to prove I'm the best caveman.
	Look! I reinvented pottery.
	No, you didn't. Those are Mom's vases that you emptied and put out on the lawn.
	Not only could you NOT reinvent the wheel, you couldn't even reinvent pants!
	This loincloth is historically accurate!
	Yeah, well your thighs are historically chubby.
	Why you little—! throws rock at Bart
	rock misses Bart, rolls across the lawn and knocks over a vase You have primitive aim, too.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Continue to Enrage Homer". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Caveman Homer Throw Rocks at Bart". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Be Amazed at Homer's Invention". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
	WHOA! You totally invented caveman bowling!
	Hey, I guess I did! You take a turn.
	These rocks don't actually roll all that great. Maybe you could make them rounder. How hard could that be?
	Uh, you might be surprised. Say, how about we just go to the alley and roll some normal bowling balls.
	Okay. Are you gonna change clothes first?
	Are you kidding? This is the first time in years I haven't been chafed.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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