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Peace, Love, and Quiet

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Snow Place Like the Woods Required characters: Off-The-Grid Flanders Internal name(s): PeaceLoveAndQuiet ID(s): 275056 - 275060

Peace, Love, and Quiet is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Off-The-Grid Flanders to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Are you sure about this? I mean watching Rod and Todd for a week. They can be quite a handful. Nedward Flanders Jr., we are more than capable. You go unwind. And with how wound up you've been for the last thirty or forty years, you deserve this. I like how you spun the word "wind". Now just so you know, Rod wants his carrots cooked and Todd is quite happy with them raw. See it's the crunch he likes and... We can handle it! Go and enjoy the cabin. We left it stocked up for more than a week's trip. Okay, but I'll call in to check every hour on the hour. Well, we won't answer every hour... ...on the hour. Go on, Daddy! We get to teach Grandma and Grampa our favorite parables! It'll be fun! And our daily baptism baths! I don't know... It feels so decadent. Ned, if you won't do it for yourself, then do it for your neighbors. You know they like it when you go away. That's it! I'll think of it as a sacrifice for others! All right, better gather my necessities. Ned, leave the hair shirt. Task: "Make Ned Gather Luggage to Go Off the Grid". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Well, I hate to agree with my parents, but this is an absolutely de-diddily-lightful forest. And they weren't kidding about the cabin being well-stocked. They even left me this box of neat little paper kindling sticks to help start fires! Ahh, I'm feeling so fine I don't need to rhyme! I mean...losing the rhyme may take some time. Darn! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Thank you, Lord, for all of your gifts, and especially that heavenly sunrise this morning. You outdid yourself. Good going! That sunrise was a real stunner but I think someone was being a bit of a showoff. Oh, He heard that! I forgot to hang up! Amen! Amen! Amen! That was a close call. What I need now is a brisk walk to commune with nature. Task: "Make Off-the-Grid Flanders Go for a Hike". The job takes 4 hours. Why, hi-diddily-ho, fellow forest friend! Hey! Nice to see a friendly face out here. Just out for a morning stroll in God's most natural creation, nature! ...uh-huh. Say, wanna join me for lunch? I made a few extra sandwiches. If it's not a bother. Not at all! I always carry extra grub. Never know who you're gonna meet and what they like to eat. Let's see... I got tuna, ham, salami, egg salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, turkey, baloney, beef, corned beef, sliced brisket and "PB and J". Sounds like you were ready to meet a small town. Ha! Zinger! I like you already, pal! How about it? Don't make me eat my provolone all alone. Sure. But could you please stop rhyming? Sorry. Yeah, it's even starting to annoy the birds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark A tent and a campfire? This is quite a campsite ya got here! You're easily impressed. It's just a rented tent and I made the fire myself. Ha! Good one. You're an easy laugh, too. There's just something about this place makes me feel like relaxin' and laughin'. Nature can have that effect on people. Ha! Cut it out, Mr. Funnybones. That...wasn't funny. Aw, I'm just all giggly. Especially back at the cabin. Oh, I get fire going in there and I just feel like a rag doll. Come to think of it, my fire smells nothing like yours. Maybe a different wood. Ha! I love how you said "different wood". Look, thanks for the sandwich and all but I just remembered I...scheduled something. Scheduled? Here in the woods? Yeah, I'm...climbing a tree. Guess I'll be on my way then. Have a happy ascent and decent descent! Task: "Make Off-the-Grid Flanders Hike Back Home". The job takes 4 hours. The sun's setting. I better hurry back to the cabin. It's so easy to lose track of time up here...or maybe time loses track of you. Whoa. All this nature is messing with your head Ned... ...head Ned. Ned head. Headly Nedly. Nedwin head wind... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark How is everything going with the boys? Oh, great! The boys have been competing to see which one can finish their prayers first. Tod broke the ten second barrier last night! Oh, and your father has been teaching them how to grow, you know...stuff. It's fun to grow stuff! Swell. Oh, before I forget! Thank you for everything you left here. That box of kindling has been coming in handy dandy! Kindling? Yeah, the little box on the mantlepiece with them short paper kindling sticks. They smell like a college dorm? Sure do! Those little fellas have been super helpful for starting fires. But I've got to go. Sky's changing colors! Bye! Nedward? I think Ned is tripping. *wipes away a tear* I always knew this day would come. I'm so proud. Task: "Make Off-the-Grid Flanders Relax in Front of the Fire". The job takes 4 hours. Thank you for all your beauty, God. It's truly a...big thing...to experience... Huh. That's strange. I forgot what I was doing. Hey, my hands... I never noticed them before. I mean, look at these wavy flappers. Wonderful! They make me feel so...so one with the universe. Hold on here. What the hip-dippy's happening to me? Oh man, I don't even care. This bag of corn chips is all I care about in this world. Good thing my parents left a whole closet full of them. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark All right, my last day here. Might as well get another fire going so I can have a nice warm place to read. Or maybe I'll watch one of these old DVDs they left. "Cheech and Chong"? If it's good enough for Mom and Dad, maybe I should give it the old look-a-roo! Hm. They seem to be a pair of amiable Spanish fellows. This should be nice... Task: "Make Off-the-Grid Flanders Realize What He Has Been On". The job takes place at Flanders' Cabin and takes 4 hours. Ha! Oh, these fellows are like two-thirds of the Three Stooges but without the slapping! Cheech and Chong, where have you been all my life? Wait a minute! They're smoking the kindling I've been using! Why, that wasn't kindling at all! I ought to drive home and give my parents a piece of my mind! I've been poisoned in the noggin and doodled in the noodle! *laughs* Those are funny words. That reminds me. I love clowns and their antics. No, I don't! Now come on, Ned, pull yourself together and go home right now! ...right after I finish this movie. I assume Mr. Cheech and Chong reform their ways and find God. And with all these open bags of corn chips...sure would be ashamed to see them go stale. *munching* Quest reward: 200 and 20