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The Diner at the Edge of Somewhere

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Snow Place Like the Woods Required characters: Cora Optional characters: Wiggum, Eddie, Lou, Criminals, Cletus, Brandine, Shauna, Bullies Internal name(s): TheDinerAtTheEdgeOfSomewhere ID(s): 275026 - 275029

The Diner at the Edge of Somewhere is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Snow Place Like the Woods content update. It requires Cora to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark Good morning, Cora! Morning, Chief. Hey, Cora. The usual? Donuts and coffee? Please. Yeah, and I'll have my usual. Lumberjack breakfast with the Leaning Tower of Pancakes. Perfect. I love the calm here before the storm of police work. Hey, wait. I recognize you two from various crimes and interrogations. Guilty as charged, Chief Wiggum. But we've reformed. Good to hear. I'll miss you in lineups though...brought a certain pizazz to the whole affair. Thank you, Chief Wiggum. Task: "Make Cora Get the Police Order". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Wait for His Food". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Watch the Diner Suspiciously". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Hope Nothing Happens". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. If any Criminals are owned: Task: "Make Criminals Stay Perfectly Calm in the Diner" (x5). The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. All right. Here you go. Enjoy. See ya at the next break, Cora. Come on, boys. *exits the diner* Not yet... They're in the car, aaaaand... They're gone. *grabs a chair and hucks it across the diner* *sigh* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark You wanna go, eh? You wanna go? No one says that to me and gets away with it! Also, that chair you threw hurt my feelings! Is this a fight, yeah? It's a fight. Maybe it's not a fight. Don't tell them what to do! Don't tell me what to tell them! *angrily tapping a pen on the side of her order pad* Okay, you see the sign? Yes, Cora. And what does it say, eh? "Fights Only Allowed in the Rear Lot". Management keeps lost teeth. We'll take this outside. Thank you. Task: "Make Cora Maintain Order in Her Diner". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark Phew. Finally a time to relax after all my regulars have already had their breakfast and tried to kill each other. Oh, Cletus! You didn't tell me you wuz takin' me to a fancy place with a roof, and glass windows and them butt holders! "Chairs", Brandine. They calls them chairs. You deserve the best, so I figgered I'd take you out to a fancy meal! Oh, Cletus. Welcome to Cora's Diner, my fine lady and gentleman. You may have the booth we reserve for the King of England. He isn't here today. Gosh! Whoa! Now I'm glad I wore my drawers! If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Be Amazed at High-Falutin' Service". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Be Amazed at High-Falutin' Service". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Cora Ensure Brandine and Cletus Feel Special". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. Here you are. An order of blackened strip steak with a side of hash browns for the gentleman, and a cheese-covered hash for the lady. And to set the mood, a candle for your table. Are we supposed to cook our food with it? It's to increase the fanciness. It surely does. Thanks, ma'am! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark *entering the diner* ...so then I held him upside down and shook, and money just kept falling out! And he cried like a baby, too! Typical Wiggum! Hey, Cora! We're just gonna sit at the bar. You. Oh! Hey Brandine. Must be nice to share a wedding anniversary with family. Is it? Is it nice? I know what you is intimatin' but you ain't intimidatin' me. *stands up* Pumpkin! Hol' up, we can't— Shauna! Not in Cora's! Let me at you, you mud-sloppin' trollop! *throws a chair* Well, I got to total my receipts. You all sort this out but, just so you know, there's a ten dollar chair-throwing fee. Ten? Shauna, cool it! Brandine, I ain't got but two dollars in my wallet, and my wallet's a frog, and he done hopped away! Task: "Make Cora Continue Working Like Nothing's Happening". The job takes 4 hours. If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Throw Chairs at Shauna". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. If Shauna is owned: Task: "Make Shauna Slam Brandine Into the Counter". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Try to Calm Down Brandine". The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Try to Drag Shauna Out" (x3). The job takes place at Cora's Diner and takes 4 hours. This isn't the end of this! *gets dragged out* Thank you, boys. I'm so sorry about that, sir. Please, allow me to cover your meal this evening. No, ma'am. I'ma have to insist you let me pay fer all this. I coulda taken her. If you want to find out, don't do it in here. *points at the sign* Take it out back. Yes'm. Thank you for coming! Bless you for leaving! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the second book of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams.