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Driving Me Glazy

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: The Atom Smasher Required characters: Donut Mech, Homer Optional characters: Quimby Internal name(s): DrivingMeGlazy ID(s): 262009 - 262011

Driving Me Glazy is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Atom Smasher content update. It requires the Donut Mech to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Donut Mech's exclamation mark Residents of Springfield, the great day has come! I now present to you...the Donut Mech! He will supply all of you with a steady stream of new donuts, every minute of every day as long as Springfield exists! "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." Dude, how can you be against THIS? Free donuts for everyone! What's there not to like? Spoken like a typical unwitting enabler of populist regimes. Sure, flooding the town with donuts sounds great, but you know what happens when the donut supply goes up? Of course you don't. Donut inflation! You're just the rich capitalist trying to keep the working class down. Frink, unleash the Mech and give rise to our great new society! Task: "Make Donut Mech Shoot Out Donuts to Residents". The job takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Homer Order His Bolsonaro Hat". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Have another donut, you fat pig! You're literally referencing a National Hockey League joke from 1988. It's the most recent joke I know! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Donut Mech's exclamation mark The donut gun on the robot is too powerful! People are getting hurt! Mayor Quimby, you have to do something. Why would I? Far as I can tell they seem to like it. Excuse me guys, can you clear a path to the dumpster? I've gotta throw out the rest of this original batch of donut batter that's going bad. Don't throw it away, hook it up to my veins! That would surely kill you. Yeah, some things are worth dying for. If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Ignore Lisa". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Donut Mech Take His Mandated Coffee Break". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Donut Mech's exclamation mark Um, Dad? Where are you going with that wheelbarrow full of donuts? I'm going to the store to buy a gallon of milk. Sorry, I was just there. The price is now up to three wheelbarrows. This isn't the utopia we were promised! Rumor has it that some users are selling their GameStation 5's so they can afford in-game purchases. Repeat after me: Donuts are not a store of value. Donuts are not a store of value. That's it: I'm pulling all my wealth from my Celsius account and putting it into gold. Dad?! How much of our family's wealth did you deposit at Celsius? Like 80%. Why? Either way it's no biggie — the other 20% is safely invested with Three Arrows Capital. Task: "Make Homer Attempt to Withdraw Celsius Funds". The job takes place at the First Bank of Springfield, National Bank of Springfield, Snow Bank, Bank, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Donut Mech Slowly Walk Away". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Monsarno Research, Hidden Research Facility, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "driving me crazy."