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A Lesser Evil

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 12 Update: Showbiz Showdown Required characters: Chinnos Optional characters: Mr. Burns Internal name(s): ALesserEvil ID(s): 259032 - 259034

A Lesser Evil is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Showbiz Showdown content update. It requires Chinnos to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Chinnos' exclamation mark Thank you all for attending today's anger management seminar. Who would like to begin? I still don't see why I have to be here in the first place. Because in some circles, seizing the entire east coast from the United States of America is frowned upon. Pfft. Liberals. We have a new member joining us. Chinnos, why don't you introduce yourself to the group. Hello. Name's Chinnos. I'm not really sure why I'm here either. Agreed. This class is a sham. Then why are you here, Mr. Burns? I'm recruiting promising, evil up-and-comers into my cartel. I don't want my seminar used for nefarious purposes. You're going to have to leave. Fine. But before I go, I'm taking Chinnos with me. And before I go, I'm taking some of the complimentary juice and cookies from the table. Task: "Make Chinnos Go With Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Barbarian Castle, Colonel Burns' Mansion, Water Baron Burns Mansion, Burns State Prison, Basketball Stadium, Burns Slant-Drilling Co., Burns Coffin, Burns Limo, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Recruit Chinnos". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Barbarian Castle, Colonel Burns' Mansion, Water Baron Burns Mansion, Burns State Prison, Basketball Stadium, Burns Slant-Drilling Co., Burns Coffin, Burns Limo, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Nice place you got here, Mr. Burns. It's what a life of villainy has afforded me. I notice you've got a bit of a mosquito problem... *shaking hounds off his leg* Those aren't bugs, those are my vicious hounds! These happy little guys? *tickling hounds* They're not vicious at all. Strange... Usually when my hounds sink their teeth into intruders, they release horrified screams. It seems this man is impervious to pain, sir. I could use someone like that, Smithers. For picking raspberries in the thorn bushes? No, you ninny, for terrorizing my underlings! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Chinnos' exclamation mark Just look at him, Smithers. Isn't he fantastic? Pfft, I don't see what he has that I don't. For starters he's eight feet tall and a monster. Tell me, Mr. Chinnos, what are your darkest desires? Well, I don't know how dark it is, but I'd like for people to see me in a different light. Not always as an evil bad guy. I beg your pardon? Being evil is great. It's what's made me wealthy. But does that wealth bring you happiness? Of course, it does! Tremendous happiness! But let's rewind here and take a moment to find your inner villain. Only after we get back to the anger management class. I'll bet they're wondering where we waltzed off to. *angry murmur* If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Coach Chinnos". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Barbarian Castle, Colonel Burns' Mansion, Water Baron Burns Mansion, Burns State Prison, Basketball Stadium, Burns Slant-Drilling Co., Burns Coffin, Burns Limo, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Chinnos Try to Get Into Character". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Chinnos' exclamation mark My God, man. Was that your best attempt at being evil? That was truly awful. Truly awful like in an evil way? Like in a "you are a disgrace to villains everywhere" way! Alright, I guess it's time I brought out the big guns... Task: "Make Chinnos Use the Doomsday App". The job takes 4 hours. Another colossal failure. I'm beginning to question if you're even supervillain material. Please, Mr. Burns, give me one more chance! No, I'm through with you. Smithers, see Mr. Chinnos out. Right away, sir. Will you be needing any other evil deeds carried out for the day? Eh, I'm exhausted. Just knock an ice cream cone out of a child's hands and call it a day. Quest reward: 200 and 20