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Spuckler Kid

Tapped Out Quest Information

Spuckler Kid is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Valentine's Day 2014 content update. It unlocks the Spuckler Brood.

After sending Brandine on her Birth Another Spuckler job.
	90 days? Excuse me, Mrs. Spuckler, but isn't the human gestational period 9 months?
	Brandine ain't had a nine month pregnancy since she went swimming outside the Nuke-lar plant.
	It's like my baby oven is now a microwave.

After the first child is born
	I don't care if you just got borned -- you's gonna have to earn your keep!
	Pickpocket, steal, or pass the bar. I don't care how you do it -- just find some money!
Message	Spuckler kids have a knack of nicking. They'll earn you extra cash over the course of a day.

After Brandine has finished the "Birth Another Spuckler" job three times
	Good Lord, Springﬁeld has suddenly dropped to the bottom of every list with regard to literacy and income. And we've shot to the top of the charts with regard to webbed feet.
	Brandine and Cletus, your giant family is throwing off all of our averages. What can we do to convince you to stop reproducing?
	You cain't ask us to stop making chirren, having a gigantic family means everthin' to me--
	We'll give you free tickets to every tractor pull.
	You got yerself a deal! Who cares if my arms are empty long as I get to watch giant tractors pull thangs.

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Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue • Return to Sender • A Rose is a Rose is a Rose • We Choo Choo Choose you • Where's the Love?
Brandine	Kiss My Grits • Spuckler Kid