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| | {{TB|Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.}} | | {{TB|Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}} |
| − | {{TB|That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews…}} | + | {{TB|That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}} | | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}} |
| | {{TB|{{*}}pulls out a wad of cash{{*}} Or I hand you a fist full of cash.}} | | {{TB|{{*}}pulls out a wad of cash{{*}} Or I hand you a fist full of cash.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Proud}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Proud}} |
| − | {{TB|Er…uh…permit granted!}} | + | {{TB|Er...uh...permit granted!}} |
| | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Fossil Skulls|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Stash the Cash|2 hours|The [[Town Hall]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park|2 hours|The [[Town Hall]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Fossil Skulls|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Stash the Cash|2 hours|The [[Town Hall]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park|2 hours|The [[Town Hall]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}} |
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| | {{TB|You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law!}} | | {{TB|You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sly}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sly}} |
| − | {{TB|Um…er…it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.}} | + | {{TB|Um...er...it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}} |
| | {{TB|Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses.}} | | {{TB|Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses.}} |
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| | {{TB|Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.}} | | {{TB|Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}} |
| − | {{TB|Ugh…old people!}} | + | {{TB|Ugh...old people!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}} |
| | {{TB|Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?}} | | {{TB|Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Confused}} | | {{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Confused}} |
| − | {{TB|No, definitely not…probably not…maybe…uh, no more questions!}} | + | {{TB|No, definitely not...probably not...maybe...uh, no more questions!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}} |
| | {{TB|Grampa, are you going to stay here?}} | | {{TB|Grampa, are you going to stay here?}} |
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| | {{TB|Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?}} | | {{TB|Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}} | | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}} |
| − | {{TB|Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth… Behold!}} | + | {{TB|Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth... Behold!}} |
| − | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Fossil Skulls|155}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frink Present Grampasaurus|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]],[[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Grampa]]}}|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Fossil Skulls|155}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frink Present Grampasaurus|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]],[[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Grampa]]}}|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}} | | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}} |
| | {{TB|I give you: Grampasaurus!}} | | {{TB|I give you: Grampasaurus!}} |
Latest revision as of 16:12, June 24, 2025
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Welcome to Geriatric Park is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update.
Dialogue[edit]
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Mr. Burns, what brings you all the way up the steps to City Hall? That would require working legs.
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Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.
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That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews...
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*pulls out a wad of cash* Or I hand you a fist full of cash.
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Er...uh...permit granted!
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Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x115).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Stash the Cash". The job takes place at The Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park". The job takes place at The Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process?
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You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law!
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Um...er...it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.
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Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses.
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Tourist drunks?
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They're way better than local drunks. I say: permits approved!
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I already approved them.
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I just wanted to feel like a big man.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Geriatric Park Burns
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.
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Ugh...old people!
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Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?
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No, definitely not...probably not...maybe...uh, no more questions!
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Grampa, are you going to stay here?
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Can I suck hard candy and watch Wheel of Fortune?
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All day and all night.
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I'd like to solve the puzzle: YES!
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*sigh*
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Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x155).
Task: "Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If any Seniors are owned: Task: "Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Geriatric Park Front Gate
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Hi-diddly-ho, billionaire-arino!
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What are you doing here?!
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Just wanted to see what blasphemous abominations against God your devil scientists are cooking up.
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Devil scientists, eh? Smithers, you didn't tell me we had devil scientists.
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I don't believe devil scientists are actually a thing, sir.
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Oh, we're a thing. We're definitely a thing.
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*evil laugh*
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Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x115).
Task: "Make Flanders Discover the Truth About Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Reveal Human-Dinosaur Hybrids". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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So you ARE creating human-dinosaur hybrids!
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Just an eensie-weensie couple.
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I don't think there's anything in the Bible against it.
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The Good Book was already too long. Some things had to be edited out. The Almighty would not approve.
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Truth be told, I just didn't think of it. I'd kinda like to see where this hybrid thing goes.
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*sigh* You love to test my faith, Lord.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Geriatric Park Helicopter
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Eureka-noid! We've achieved a triumph of questionable science, with the chromosome manipulation and the splicing of the DNA-ayyy!
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Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?
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Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth... Behold!
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Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x155).
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Present Grampasaurus". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome,Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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I give you: Grampasaurus!
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Whose-a-ma-what-jit?! I'm a dinosaur now?
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No, I've cloned your cells and spliced them with a T-Rex. That hoyvin-hybrid is now immortal!
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I'm going to live forever? Hot-diggety-Dryptosaurus!
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You fool! You made it intelligent!
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There was no sign of brain activity in the test subject.
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What time does the five o'clock news come on again?
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Yes, that elderly brain is clearly dead.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Geriatric Park Exploration Pods
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Thanks for creating me. Now let me go free. It's rampaging season!
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Not an option. You're locked in a 1,000% escape-proof enclosure.
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But I know the keypad code to the lock, and with my new human-sized claws I can release myself!
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I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train.
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Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x195).
Task: "Capture Dinosaurs" (x15).
If Grampasaurus is owned: Task: "Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP!
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Aaaah! Panicking citizens! HELP!
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You really didn't see this coming?
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Try looking through my eyeglasses. You'll know why I don't see anything coming.
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*tries on Frink's glasses*
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*moans* Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Geriatric Park Visitors Center
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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| Dig Up Fossil Skulls
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Mr. Burns, Smithers, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Professor Frink, Skinner
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4h
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Curvaceous Cave, Rock Pillar 1, Rock Pillar 2, Rock Pillar 3, Rock Pile 1, Rock Pile 2, Rock Pile 3, Ancient Dig, Pompeii Ruins, Wildlife Sanctuary, Frontier Cemetery, Springfield Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Visitable Homes
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Grampasaurus
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8, 70
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