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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I haven't eaten anything since the snack I had in the car on my way over her! Garçon! My usual! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I haven't eaten anything since the snack I had in the car on my way over her! Garçon! My usual! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Squeaky- | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} You know the rules, Mr. Simpson. You have to wait in line before demanding your order. |
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{{qf|Homer}} It's... so... beautiful.... | {{qf|Homer}} It's... so... beautiful.... | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Step aside, losers! I want one of every item on the secret menu! | {{qf|Homer}} Step aside, losers! I want one of every item on the secret menu! | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Uh, well... I'm not allowed to sever secret items unless they're specifically ordered. |
{{qf|Homer}} But I don't know what the names are! | {{qf|Homer}} But I don't know what the names are! | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Sorry! |
{{qf|Homer}} "Flappy pappy hog burger"? | {{qf|Homer}} "Flappy pappy hog burger"? | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} No. |
{{qf|Homer}} "Double-town trick sticks"? | {{qf|Homer}} "Double-town trick sticks"? | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} No. |
{{qf|Homer}} "Underground nacho party-style"? | {{qf|Homer}} "Underground nacho party-style"? | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Not even close. |
{{qf|Homer}} "Angry man's bad choice"? | {{qf|Homer}} "Angry man's bad choice"? | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} No. |
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{{qf|Homer}} Puh-leeeease! Please - pleasepleaseplease --- | {{qf|Homer}} Puh-leeeease! Please - pleasepleaseplease --- | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} I can't tell you, sir! It's secret! |
{{qf|Homer}} How about I tell you a secret? Then you can tell me one! I once ate a toenail. I dream of leaving Bart stranded at sea. I can't clap. I'm pretty sure faking the moon landing was my idea. I chew tinfoil even though I know I'm not supposed to. I don't know what a webinar is! And I never know if what I see in a mirror is a reflection, or if I'm the reflection! | {{qf|Homer}} How about I tell you a secret? Then you can tell me one! I once ate a toenail. I dream of leaving Bart stranded at sea. I can't clap. I'm pretty sure faking the moon landing was my idea. I chew tinfoil even though I know I'm not supposed to. I don't know what a webinar is! And I never know if what I see in a mirror is a reflection, or if I'm the reflection! | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Okay! Okay! Fine. I'll tell you! Just please stop sharing personal details! You've already tested everything on the secret menu. There's only the one item. |
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{{qf|Homer}} [GRUMBLE!] Lousy, delicious, non-secret food... unless... hee hee hee! | {{qf|Homer}} [GRUMBLE!] Lousy, delicious, non-secret food... unless... hee hee hee! | ||
Latest revision as of 06:37, May 13, 2025
- Homer: I haven't eaten anything since the snack I had in the car on my way over her! Garçon! My usual!
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: You know the rules, Mr. Simpson. You have to wait in line before demanding your order.
- Homer: It's... so... beautiful....
- Ned Flanders: Hey-ho, neighborino! What kind of fancy burger is that?
- Homer: Butt out, Flanders. Eating.
- Ned: Okilly-dokilly!
- Homer: Mmmm... secrets...
- Homer: Step aside, losers! I want one of every item on the secret menu!
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Uh, well... I'm not allowed to sever secret items unless they're specifically ordered.
- Homer: But I don't know what the names are!
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Sorry!
- Homer: "Flappy pappy hog burger"?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: No.
- Homer: "Double-town trick sticks"?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: No.
- Homer: "Underground nacho party-style"?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Not even close.
- Homer: "Angry man's bad choice"?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: No.
- Homer: Puh-leeeease! Please - pleasepleaseplease ---
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I can't tell you, sir! It's secret!
- Homer: How about I tell you a secret? Then you can tell me one! I once ate a toenail. I dream of leaving Bart stranded at sea. I can't clap. I'm pretty sure faking the moon landing was my idea. I chew tinfoil even though I know I'm not supposed to. I don't know what a webinar is! And I never know if what I see in a mirror is a reflection, or if I'm the reflection!
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Okay! Okay! Fine. I'll tell you! Just please stop sharing personal details! You've already tested everything on the secret menu. There's only the one item.
- Homer: [GRUMBLE!] Lousy, delicious, non-secret food... unless... hee hee hee!
- Chief Wiggum: Whoa, what kind of glorious Krustyburger is that?
- Homer: Sorry, chief. Can't tell you. It's a secret.
