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{{qf|[[McBain]]}} Hmmm. Dis java tastes a bit different today. | {{qf|[[McBain]]}} Hmmm. Dis java tastes a bit different today. | ||
{{qf|Co-worker}} They must've hired a new coffee guy, McBain. | {{qf|Co-worker}} They must've hired a new coffee guy, McBain. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Squeaky- | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} I added something extra special to your coffee, officer. See if ou can pick out the ingredient. |
{{qf|McBain}} ''[thinking]'' Hmmm. either dis guy is trying to inject some flair into his work, or... | {{qf|McBain}} ''[thinking]'' Hmmm. either dis guy is trying to inject some flair into his work, or... | ||
{{qf|McBain}} ...he's a spy sent by Generalissimo Desanto! | {{qf|McBain}} ...he's a spy sent by Generalissimo Desanto! | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} What? I don't know what that is! |
{{qf|McBain}} Dat's exactly what a brainwashed sleeper agent would say! | {{qf|McBain}} Dat's exactly what a brainwashed sleeper agent would say! | ||
{{qf|Co-worker}} Calm down, McBain! | {{qf|Co-worker}} Calm down, McBain! | ||
{{qf|McBain}} How can I be calm when da Generalissimo is about to disrupt da Yugostanian peace accords? And is mole of a barista is trying to poison me! | {{qf|McBain}} How can I be calm when da Generalissimo is about to disrupt da Yugostanian peace accords? And is mole of a barista is trying to poison me! | ||
{{qf|Sound}} Klong! | {{qf|Sound}} Klong! | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} [ACK!] Yaaahh! |
{{qf|Sound}} SSSSS! | {{qf|Sound}} SSSSS! | ||
{{qf|McBain}} What did you slip in my coffee? Cyanidee mind control pills? Blowfish neurotoxin? | {{qf|McBain}} What did you slip in my coffee? Cyanidee mind control pills? Blowfish neurotoxin? | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} It... was... |
{{qf|McBain}} Your demise will be quicker if you tell me! | {{qf|McBain}} Your demise will be quicker if you tell me! | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} It was... ...nutmeg! I grated some nutmeg in your latte! |
{{qf|McBain}} Huh? Dat's strange. I only lose my cool in the face of certain injustice. My sixth sense for danger is never wrong! | {{qf|McBain}} Huh? Dat's strange. I only lose my cool in the face of certain injustice. My sixth sense for danger is never wrong! | ||
{{qf|Co-worker}} Maybe you were thrown off by the six cups of coffee you've had today? | {{qf|Co-worker}} Maybe you were thrown off by the six cups of coffee you've had today? | ||
{{qf|McBain}} Oh! You're probably right. Guess it's time to switch to decaf! | {{qf|McBain}} Oh! You're probably right. Guess it's time to switch to decaf! | ||
{{qf|McBain and Co-worker}} Ha! Ha! Ha! | {{qf|McBain and Co-worker}} Ha! Ha! Ha! | ||
| − | {{qf|Squeaky- | + | {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Can we stop by the hospital? I think I need a skin graft... |
[[Category:Simpsons Summer Shindig stories quotes]] | [[Category:Simpsons Summer Shindig stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:23, May 13, 2025
- McBain: Hmmm. Dis java tastes a bit different today.
- Co-worker: They must've hired a new coffee guy, McBain.
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I added something extra special to your coffee, officer. See if ou can pick out the ingredient.
- McBain: [thinking] Hmmm. either dis guy is trying to inject some flair into his work, or...
- McBain: ...he's a spy sent by Generalissimo Desanto!
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: What? I don't know what that is!
- McBain: Dat's exactly what a brainwashed sleeper agent would say!
- Co-worker: Calm down, McBain!
- McBain: How can I be calm when da Generalissimo is about to disrupt da Yugostanian peace accords? And is mole of a barista is trying to poison me!
- Sound: Klong!
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: [ACK!] Yaaahh!
- Sound: SSSSS!
- McBain: What did you slip in my coffee? Cyanidee mind control pills? Blowfish neurotoxin?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: It... was...
- McBain: Your demise will be quicker if you tell me!
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: It was... ...nutmeg! I grated some nutmeg in your latte!
- McBain: Huh? Dat's strange. I only lose my cool in the face of certain injustice. My sixth sense for danger is never wrong!
- Co-worker: Maybe you were thrown off by the six cups of coffee you've had today?
- McBain: Oh! You're probably right. Guess it's time to switch to decaf!
- McBain and Co-worker: Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Can we stop by the hospital? I think I need a skin graft...
