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Stunt Force Trauma

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 56 Update: Level 56 Required characters: Lance Murdock, Moe, Krusty, Sea Captain, Willie, Normal Springfielders Internal name(s): StuntForceTrauma ID(s): 125001 - 125005 Previous quest(s): A Drop in the Bucket Next quest(s): Old Gray Marriage Pt. 1

Stunt Force Trauma is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 56 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark The flyer I used as a blanket last night says you folks have a daredevil-grade Danger Pool in this town. We got daredevil-grade everythings around here. You ever fight off a bunch of acid-spewin' tentacles? No, not really. Then you'll probably wanna stay out of the can in my bar. The Internet, has so many death-defying stunts at the click of a button. I guess an old-time daredevil like me is just background noise. Maybe if I sit here long enough feeling sorry for myself, I'll inadvertently imagine a stunt so shocking it would win people back. I hear ya. Task: "Make Lance Murdock Imagine a Shocking Stunt". The job takes place at a White House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark I've been sitting here so long I missed the birth of two grandkids, but I still can't imagine a shocking enough stunt! Maybe I need inspiration. I should visit some of the most dangerous places in Springfield! Task: "Make Lance Murdock Tour the Nuclear Plant". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Lance Murdock Tour Springfield Penitentiary". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Lance Murdock Tour the Brown House". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark All those danger zones and still no ideas. I am one uninspired character. Have you tried getting blackout drunk? Last time I did that I couldn't believe what I accomplished! Did you write The Great American Novel or something? No, I loaded the dishwasher! Except it was the clothes dryer. I'm still finding gravy boat chips in my underwear. Hmm... I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea! Task: "Make Lance Murdock Get Blackout Drunk". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark Ugh, my head! Why doesn't someone invent a cast for a broken brain? Wait, I remember something... Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt! But it's going to require a lot of "hard to find" items. Welcome to Moe's black market! Tell your friends -- most of our business is referrals. I've got a pretty long list, some of of it borderline illegal. No worries. My business associates and I pride ourselves on tracking down anything, no matter which side of the legal borderline it's on. Okay, first I'll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin... Aspirin? Where the hell am I supposed to find that? Task: "Make Moe Smuggle in Alligators". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Smuggle in Electric Eels". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Sea Captain Smuggle in Sharks". The job takes place at the Houseboat and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Willie Wrestle Down a Lion". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark Ladies and gentlemen! Prepare to be amazed by my most dangerous stunt ever! In defiance of all common sense, I intend to jump over this pool, filled with nature's most dangerous animals! I call B.S... Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago! But this time, I'm broadcasting in real time over the internet... unmoderated, with comments enabled! *gasps* Comments enabled? Are you mad?! Task: "Make Lance Murdock Perform a Dangerous Stunt". The job takes place at the Danger Pool and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Live-Stream Lance Murdock's Stunt" (x5). The jobs take place at the Java Server and take 4 hours. Ouch... did it work? Did people like the stunt? Most of them. A few got distracted by a particularly thrilling pop-up ad for home refinancing. So It worked? I'm relevant again? The parts of you that weren't bitten off, yes. Successful daredevil stunts are old news, but everybody loves seeing some idiot get maimed online! Thanks, son. This experience has reminded me of what's important in life. And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds. Message You've been awarded Lance Murdock's "Perform a Dangerous Stunt" animated job! Quest reward: 5,000 and 500

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a pun on "blunt force trauma."