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| | {{Tapped Out Quest | | {{Tapped Out Quest |
| | |name = The Perfect Pitch | | |name = The Perfect Pitch |
| − | |image = | + | |image = [[File:Tapped Out Homer Sidebar.png|x100px]] |
| | |level = 8 | | |level = 8 |
| | |update = {{TOCU2|Tap Ball|Soccer Cup 2015}} | | |update = {{TOCU2|Tap Ball|Soccer Cup 2015}} |
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| | |characters = [[Homer]] | | |characters = [[Homer]] |
| | |optional = | | |optional = |
| | + | |internal = ThePerfectPitch |
| | + | |id = 116000 |
| | |previous = {{TOQP|Meet My Trophy Life|3}} | | |previous = {{TOQP|Meet My Trophy Life|3}} |
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| | == Dialogue == | | == Dialogue == |
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| | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}} |
Revision as of 19:41, May 2, 2025
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The Perfect Pitch is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Soccer Cup 2015 part of the Tap Ball content update.
Dialogue
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I can't believe it! You know what they're showing on TV right now? Basketball!
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Not that I care, but isn't it the finals or something?
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You're missing the point. Tap Ball has been around for a few days already. Why do all those other, vastly inferior sports still exist?
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Why haven't LeBron James and Mike Trout and whoever-the-best-hockey-player-is quit their sports to play Tap Ball?
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Because the sports they play make sense, have consistent rules, pay them well, and won't disappear in one month when you tire of running them.
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No, no, no, no! I cannot agree with a single word you just said. It's quite obviously a marketing problem.
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| Task: "Make Homer Draft A Marketing Plan". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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Boy, Dad, you really went for it with this plan. Corporate tie-ins? Stadium naming rights? Can you possibly follow through with this?
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I've always suspected I was pretty awesome at business.
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Plus, it'll be a snap. Everyone knows that sports only exist to sell alcoholic beverages to fans.
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Uh, I don't think the ancient Greek Olympic Games were created to sell wine.
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Sure they were! And many years before that, some caveman figured out how to ferment saber tooth tiger poop, and invented Rock Ball to promote it.
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Hey! That gives me a good idea -- we should add rock-throwing to Tap Ball. Nobody doesn't like watching guys get bonked by rocks!
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I'm pretty confident no major beer company is going to sponsor Tap Ball...
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Introducing Lady Duff! The first beer brewed especially for the ladies! And now, the official beer of Tap Ball!
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Lady Duff is now available in the store!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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