Difference between revisions of "Last Exit to Springfield/Quotes"
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(There are so many other funny quotes in this episode that I can't think up the top of my head.) |
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:'''Marge's Voice''': Lisa needs braces! | :'''Marge's Voice''': Lisa needs braces! | ||
:'''Homer''': If we give up our dental plan...I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces! | :'''Homer''': If we give up our dental plan...I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract. |
| + | :'''Homer's Brain'''': Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me? | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. | ||
| + | :'''Homer's Brain''': Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me? | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm? | ||
| + | :'''Homer's Brain''': My God! He ''is'' coming onto me! | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. [''chuckles, winks''] | ||
| + | :'''Homer's Brain''': Aaaaaagh! | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': [''answering the door''] Who is it? | ||
| + | :'''Voice''': Goons. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Who? | ||
| + | :'''Voice''': Hired goons. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Hired goons? [''opens the door''] | ||
| + | :[''goons take Homer away''] | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Now, let's get down to business. | ||
| + | :'''Homer's Brain''': Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon? | ||
| + | :[''water drips in the background, Smithers pours a cup of coffee''] | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for "Number One". Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Which way to the bathroom? | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left. | ||
| + | :[''later''] | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Find the bathroom alright? | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Uhhhhhhhh...yeah. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': | ||
:"Look at them all, through the darkness I am bringing. | :"Look at them all, through the darkness I am bringing. | ||
:"They're not sad at all. They're actually singing. | :"They're not sad at all. They're actually singing. | ||
Revision as of 22:02, March 14, 2010
- Lenny: So long, dental plan!
- [Homer looks blankly as the words echo through his mind]
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- [Charlie sticks a pencil up Homer's butt]
- Carl: Bullseye!
- Homer: Dammit, Carl, now I lost my train of thought!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Lenny's Voice: Dental plan!
- Marge's Voice: Lisa needs braces!
- Homer: If we give up our dental plan...I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!
- Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
- Homer's Brain': Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
- Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
- Homer's Brain: Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
- Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
- Homer's Brain: My God! He is coming onto me!
- Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. [chuckles, winks]
- Homer's Brain: Aaaaaagh!
- Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
- Homer: [answering the door] Who is it?
- Voice: Goons.
- Homer: Who?
- Voice: Hired goons.
- Homer: Hired goons? [opens the door]
- [goons take Homer away]
- Mr. Burns: Now, let's get down to business.
- Homer's Brain: Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?
- [water drips in the background, Smithers pours a cup of coffee]
- Mr. Burns: Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for "Number One". Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.
- Homer: Which way to the bathroom?
- Mr. Burns: Oh, it's the twenty-third door on the left.
- [later]
- Mr. Burns: Find the bathroom alright?
- Homer: Uhhhhhhhh...yeah.
- Mr. Burns:
- "Look at them all, through the darkness I am bringing.
- "They're not sad at all. They're actually singing.
- "They sing without juicers.
- "They sing without blenders.
- "They sing without flungers, cabdabblers, and smendlers!"
