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This article contains unreleased content(s). Due to the final update being released, this content will sadly never be released.

The following is the origial unused Whacking Day quest of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was added to the files but never used, and is part of the unreleased content. The Whacking Day quest was released instead.

Getting Carried Away[edit]

Whack! Whack, whack whack! Aww, I need more things to smash with my whacking stick. Task: "Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House".

I Taught Bruce Lee All He Knew[edit]

Dad? Everyone loves Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me? Yes honey. Then what should I do? Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that? Yeah... Task: "Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick".

Wing Chun For Dummies[edit]

New Practice Snakes. Task: "Place Practice Snakes" and "Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes".

Getting All Tarzan[edit]

Help! Snake! Hey Snakey, let the lad go. Time for some one-on-one time with ME. Task: "Make Bare Chested Willie Wrestle a Snake".

Snake Rocks Rock![edit]

Oh my god, Snake Rocks! Now I can get even more snakes. My life is complete. Task: "Whack Snakes".

008: License to Whack[edit]

King of the Whackers[edit]

I Want A Snake Stump[edit]

Hatching Snakes 0[edit]

Hatching Snakes 1[edit]

Whacking Day Has Arrived[edit]

What's your problem? Whacking Day's coming. Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year! But killing snakes is evil. Maybe so Lisa, but its part of our oh-so-human nature. Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done. Task: "Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework and Make Homer Snake Hunt!".

Whacking Day[edit]

Whacking Day Pt. 1[edit]

Whacking Day Pt. 2[edit]

Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters. I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE! Task: "Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion".

Whacking Day Pt. 3[edit]

Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess. Task: "Make Apu Do a Kwik-E-Mart 4hr Shift".

Whacking Day Pt. 4[edit]

Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking! Oh, I couldn't. Killing defenseless animals is wrong. Just pretend you're Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab. I don't know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let's kill some snakes! Task: "Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell".

Whacking Day Pt. 5[edit]

Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where'm I gonna get a stick at this hour? If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket? Doesn't seem very sporting... Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible. By any means necessary. Well said, fat man. Task: "Make Cletus Shoot Snakes".

Whacking Day Pt. 6[edit]

I can't let some hillbilly out Whack me! Task: "Make Homer Snake Hunt!".

Whacking Day Pt. 7[edit]

That's it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different! They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones. Those aren't crimes! Task: "Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Springfield".

Whacking Day Pt. 8[edit]

Snake hunters of Springfield, come to the Kwik-E-Mart for my new promotion. The first person to guess the correct weight of the bag of snakes I've hidden somewhere in the store gets a free squishee! Task: "Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion".

Whacking Day Pt. 9[edit]

Oh no, not again... I need a vacation. Task: "Make Apu Relax in the Brown House".

Whacking Day Pt. 10[edit]

Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I'm so much bigger and stronger than a snake. Task: "Make Milhouse Get Bullied by a Snake".

Whacking Day Pt. 11[edit]

Don't worry little brother. We'll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis! Task: "Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell".

Whacking Day Pt. 12[edit]

Phew! Whacking certainly is a workout. I need to replenish my precious, precious fat reserves. Task: "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger".

Whacking Day Pt. 13[edit]

Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you. Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about... We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It's cruel. ...next Wednesday at 11:30pm? But that's way past my bedtime! Sorry Lisa, gotta run. Task: "Make Skinner Hide from Lisa".

Whacking Day Pt. 14[edit]

Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me? What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl? Task: "Make Skinner Hide from Lisa".

Whacking Day Pt. 15[edit]

Fine, then I'll do this on my own. Task: "Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Springfield".

Whacking Day Pt. 16[edit]

Willie, what's that you're injecting yourself with? Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots. I wonder why you never hear people talk about the wisdom of the ancient Scots? Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself. Task: "Make Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom".

Whacking Day Pt. 17[edit]

I've gotta find more snakes to whack.?! Task: "Make Homer Snake Hunt!".

See also[edit]

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out unreleased content
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out unused quests
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out unused social quests
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out Memorabilia
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out Whacking Day 2013 content update
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out Whacking Day 2016 content update
• Whacking Day