Revision as of 11:48, February 23, 2025
| The Retired Homer's Home
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Retired Homer's Home is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holidays of Future Past content update. It requires Retired Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark
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Marge! Retirement is boring! I used to fill my time with drinking, but since I quit I have nothing.
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What am I supposed to do, hang out with my *shudders* family?
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Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don’t you do something with them?
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You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??
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Uh, maybe you build little model ships inside them.
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Little model rocket ships! That sounds relaxing.
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| Task: "Make Retired Homer Play With Bottle Rocket Ships". The job takes 12 hours.
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Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?
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I could use a drink…
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark
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Now I’m bored of building bottle rocket ships…
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Well, you promised me you’d take me on a trip someday.
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That’s a good idea, I’ll call our travel agent!
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Uh, Homer, he’s dead.
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Really? Well that’s okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well…
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| Task: "Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole". The job takes place at the South Pole or a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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The South Pole? Really?
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We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!
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He’s right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it’s only two hundred percent hotter.
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You’re still a teenager?!
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I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
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Homer, what’s wrong now?
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Nothing… I was just hoping I’d run into Santa down here…
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That’s the North Pole.
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Oh Marge, you don’t believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.
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You know, your father always seemed…content before we froze him.
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I wonder what his secret was?
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| Task: "Make Retired Homer Unfreeze His Father and Talk to Him". The job takes place at Cryo Stasis Memorial, Springfield Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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What? Where? Who am I?
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Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?
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Wait until you can’t remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark
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Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I’m useless!
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Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?
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GRAMPA!
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Maybe I can still be useful!
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Task: "Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Jiff and Skippy is owned: Task: "Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let’s go.
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Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!
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No, you kids are fun, but too much work. Bring on the cryo-sleep!!!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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