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Difference between revisions of "Get to the Point"

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{{TB|Something strange has come over our town. And it’s not March Madness because we eradicated that years ago.}}
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{{TB|We’ve been having a series of, well, I don’t want to say Biblical plagues but I’m, er, going to.}}
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{{TB|It’s global warming! We drove the Earth to its limits and now we must pay. But we can stop it-}}
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{{TB|No one likes to hear about global warming. So let’s put our heads together and find something else to blame.}}
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{{TB|No one likes to hear about global warming. So let's put our heads together and find something else to blame.}}
 
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{{TB|Isn’t it obvious? We know exactly who to blame-diddly-ame.}}
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{{TB|Oh no. Dear Lord, why do I even bother leaving my trains?}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Rant About Fire and Brimstone|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|We have incurred God’s rather just wrath because none of you were willing to spend one hour in church one day a week.}}
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{{TB|We have incurred God's rather just wrath because none of you were willing to spend one hour in church one day a week.}}
 
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{{TB|So Sky Finger erects an entire city and this is all the thanks we give?! We can do better…maybe?}}
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Latest revision as of 17:13, January 24, 2025


Get to the Point
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: State of Despair
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Quimby, Ned, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Homer

Get to the Point is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the State of Despair content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby - Angry Order, order, I, er, bring this town hall meeting to order!
Quimby - Confused Something strange has come over our town. And it's not March Madness because we eradicated that years ago.
Quimby - Sly We've been having a series of, well, I don't want to say Biblical plagues but I'm, er, going to.
Lisa - Shouting It's global warming! We drove the Earth to its limits and now we must pay. But we can stop it-
Quimby - Stern No one likes to hear about global warming. So let's put our heads together and find something else to blame.
Ned - Suspicious Isn't it obvious? We know exactly who to blame-diddly-ame.
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed Oh no. Dear Lord, why do I even bother leaving my trains?
Task: "Make Ned Rant About Fire and Brimstone". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Ned - Sad We have incurred God's rather just wrath because none of you were willing to spend one hour in church one day a week.
Ned - Angry But you'd all rather sit around in front of the TV getting fat than visit our Lord on a Sunday.
Ned - Angry He's seen how you've pushed him aside in favor of all your vices, and now he's sent a plague to teach us.
Ned - Happy We must show him we got the message loud and clear by erecting a monument to him on the front steps of the courthouse!
Ned - Dreamy The Ten Commandments erected in solid gold ought to do nicely. Yessir, empty out your pockets and let's start the collection.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Blue-Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
Blue-Haired Lawyer I feel I must advise you that erecting a statue to the Ten Commandments would violate separation of church and state.
Quimby - Stern Not to mention that gold is both tacky AND expensive.
Ned - Sad B-but, if we don't erect a statue to our Lord then how can we expect his forgiveness?!
Homer - Thoughtful Wait a minute, if we're going around erecting statues to gods then what about Sky Finger?
Rev. Lovejoy - Smug Hmm. Sky Finger is not formally recognized by the church, more's the pity, so it wouldn't violate separation of church and state.
Quimby - Smug Great! A proposal that's unlikely to get me sued. Make it so!
Task: "Place the Sky Finger Monument".
Homer - Annoyed Wait a minute! I thought we were making this statue out of solid gold?!
Quimby - Sly My heart said gold, but what's left of the city budget after I, er, borrowed some funds, said styrofoam convincingly painted like bronze and stone.
Homer - Confused So Sky Finger erects an entire city and this is all the thanks we give?! We can do better...maybe?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby - Deadpan Better? What more do you want, a parade? We're not allowed to have those anymore after the last one ended in a stampede.
Homer - Thoughtful What about a ribbon cutting?
Quimby - Deadpan That also ended in a stampede. We're a town of stampeders.
Homer - Thoughtful There must be something we can do to show our devotion to Sky Finger?! Like, I don't know, a funny limerick or something?
Ned - Confused I think you mean a prayer.
Quimby - Happy I've never known a limerick to start a stampede. Let's give it a go.
Task: "Make Homer Compose a Limerick to Sky Finger". The job takes place at the Sky Finger Monument or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Homer - Happy A God amid thumbs is our Sky Finger.
Homer - Thoughtful On the might of its point our lives linger.
Homer Our town isn't the same.
Homer - Confused Since its knuckles took reign.
Homer - Proud Something, something, comedic rhyme, the end!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby - Annoyed That was barely a limerick, but at least it didn't result in a stampede.
Marge - Serious Homie gave it his best, that ought to be more than enough.
Ned - Worried Yes, everything always seems to work out for him, but in matters of religion I really think you ought to listen to a more Godly man.
Homer - Annoyed Hey! Sky Finger! I wrote you a poem; I've never even done that for Marge. Come on, I've always thought we were pals!
Homer - Sad Don't turn your back, er, the back of your finger on us now!
Task: "Use the Sky Finger Monument".
Homer - WooHoo Woohoo! I knew Sky Finger was our one true savior.
Ned - Shocked B-b-but! I've been praying to our Lord for a miracle for years and Homer recites half a poorly written limerick and gets it?!
Rev. Lovejoy - Sad Come along Ned, I've got a bottle of communion wine I've been saving for just such a crisis of faith.
Homer - Happy Bless you Sky Finger, I'll worship at your altar as often as I feel like it, and always with a side of nachos.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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