Difference between revisions of "Weapons of Mass Audio Production"

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Weapons of Mass Audio Production is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update. It requires Peter D'Abbruzio to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Peter D'Abbruzio's exclamation mark Shredder, I can't go on stage with these speakers. They are so not loud I can barely not hear myself think. Maybe if the speakers weren't so loud and distorted, people could actually hear the notes you are playing. That's what I'm afraid of. Task: "Make Peter D'Abbruzio Play a Session". The job takes place at the Rock Stage, Simpson House, Moe's Tavern, or Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Peter D'Abbruzio's exclamation mark: I need louder speakers! Noise is what rock and roll is all about. What? What? I can't hear you. I have tinnitus from years of loud speakers. Sorry. You have to speak louder to get past my tinnitus. Task: "Make Peter Struggle With Tinnitus". The job takes place at the Sungazer Studio and takes 8 hours. If I had any hearing left maybe I wouldn't be so desperate for louder speakers. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Peter D'Abbruzio's exclamation mark I hear you're looking for new speakers, Mr. D'Abbruzio. Well, I got just the thing. Surplus Navy loudspeakers, fresh off a battleship. Just imagine them blasting out: "General quarters! Incoming aircraft! This is not a drill!". Thanks, but I need top end fidelity. Wait! Mine are on sale, a nickel a decibel. I'll give you the whole set for a half-eaten chicken sandwich! Task: "Reach Level 17 and Build King Toot's". Task: "Make Peter Browse for Better Equipment". The job takes place at King Toot's and takes 4 hours. What's the loudest amp you offer? What's an amp? You're a music store employee. Don't you know? Sorry, but for every job in town it's either me or the wise-guy dude. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Peter D'Abbruzio's exclamation mark *Sigh* I'm never gonna find a set of speakers that capture my inner volume. You know, there's more to being a musician than loud speakers. Of course! You're right! There's hair! Task: "Make Peter Take Wigs to Eleven". The job takes 8 hours. Okay, we've got our song list, our supplements, and our wigs. We're ready to go on tour. Is there anything we've forgotten? Anyone who will actually pay to see you? Good point. Tour canceled! Quest reward: 200 and 20