Difference between revisions of "Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately"

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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting the update What a beautiful summer day. In the park, families are picnicking, old men are feeding birds… You know what would make it perfect? A jazz concert. You're right, honey! You should go play your saxophone for them. Great idea! You must really hate picnickers, Dad. It got her saxophone out of the house didn't it? Task: "Make Lisa Play Jazz Music". The job takes 6 seconds. Wow, I was at the park eating the birdseed the old men throw, when I heard you play, Lisa. You can really honk that horn. How'd you like a job at the bar? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark A gig at your bar? Really? Did Dad put you up to this? Not at all… I just love diminished fifths and double syncopation. Define “double syncopation”. Okay, I admit it. I want to hire you because jazz music drives away the rats. Eh, a gig's a gig. Task: "Make Lisa Jam at Moe's Tavern". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 6 seconds. You know what? That live music was fun. I'm almost sorry I jammed these corkscrews in my ears. We should throw a jazz festival! We could become the next live music mecca. Like New Orleans, Coachella, Austin! Yeah! Why not? Springfield is as hot, gritty, and unpleasant as any of those places. Barely. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Woah, Lisa, you can't just start a jazz festival. Springfield isn't known for jazz. In fact, it's known for setting Dave Brubeck's bus on fire when they took the wrong exit and ended up here by mistake. Maybe we can work up to it, by putting Springfield on the musical map with a rock festival. Yeah, like that Homerpalooza festival I was the star of. It was “Hullabalooza”, and you were a creepy sideshow who shot himself with a cannon. Task: "Build the Rock Stage". It takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Homer Jam on the Rock Stage". The job takes place at the Rock Stage and takes 10 seconds. Hello Springfield! Thanks for listening to two hours of me randomly banging a guitar I don't know how to play. Eh, we're rock fans. We can't tell the difference. Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Wow, Dad, your rock stage is working great. The town is filled with rock festival goers. Stupid festies! Walking around collecting souvenirs and taking selfies for their Facelook pages. I'll mosh ‘em to Hell! Stop, you braindead troll. Ticket sales are keeping this town afloat, after the ongoing monorail disaster. So tap on them and collect stubs. And if you also happen to get some cuffs, well, I might have a use for them too. Task: "Tap Festival Fans" (x5). Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Copyright Lawyer's exclamation mark Excuse me, I am a lawyer. I'm looking for Homer Simpson. Are you here because his father died and left him an unexpectedly enormous amount in his will? No, I'm a lawyer. I never bring good news. I am from the record label that owns the rights to the “Sungazer” song you've been playing. We demand you pay us any revenue gained. Uh, Homer Simpson is on tour in the next town over. I hear he's totally baked. Go get legal on him. Task: "Drop Lawyers in Other Springfields" (x3). Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Our shows are doing OK, but it doesn't feel like we've hit critical mass. You've been critical mass for a long time, tubs. If you play more shows, you'll get better. And if you get better, you'll attract a bigger audience. It sounds like you're saying, “practice makes perfect”. Which we know is evil school propaganda. Task: "Make Performers Jam" (x2). The job takes place at the Simpson House, Moe's Tavern, Kwik-E-Mart, or Rock Stage and takes 4 hours. Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark Merchandise! Homerpalooza T-shirts, posters, toilet seat covers! Don't take a poop without sitting on Homer's face! Merch, I say! Do a portion of the sales go toward supporting up-and-coming musicians with great potential? Well, it's helping to pay for my kids' violin lessons. So, no. Task: "Build Kwik-E-Merch". It takes 6 seconds. Task: "Craft an Item at Kwik-E-Merch". Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark Amazing news! I just got a text from my old Sungazer bandmate, Nick Delacourt. He needs publicity for his new solo album. Even his ex-wife won't buy it, and she gets half the money. Wow. Delacourt is the 95th best rock drummer of all time, according to a meaningless list by Rolling Stone. That meaningless list is so ridiculous! Nick Delacourt is worse than Bart? I don't think meaninglessly so! Task: "Make Homer and Apu Argue About Pointless Rankings". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Unlock Nick Delacourt". Quest rewards: 25 and 10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark Mr. Delacourt, welcome back to Springfield! Your VIP dressing room is ready. This “dressing room” is a Kwik-E-Mart restroom. How is this VIP? You are the first customer who's ever been allowed to use it. Task: "Make Nick Delacourt Jam on the Rock Stage". The job takes place at the Rock Stage and takes 4 hours. Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep expanding your Festival and tapping Fans, Act 2 starts soon! Quest rewards: 50 and 20