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The Ravencrow is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires Ravencrow Neversmiles to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark Wow, Lisa, I love your new outfit! Lisa? Never heard of her. My name is Ravencrow Neversmiles, and you're in my way, worm! Eight is pretty early for a Goth phase. I'm precocious. It's not a crime. Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Dye All Her Clothes Black". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Now my raiment is as black as my Goth soul. You look awesome in black, Lis. Aw, thanks! WAIT! Stop cheering me up! Trying to be morose here, dude. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark Hey Ravencrow, I got an extra ticket to the new Angelica Button movie. Wanna go? Oooh! Shoot, yes I do. Very much. But alas, a Goth must always be alone. Alone with her bottomless despair. Okay. Have fun with that! Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Enjoy Some Time Alone". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours. Wow. I've been lonely most of my life. But when I'm CHOOSING to be alone, it's actually kind of nice. My dark majesty... Not now! Enjoying solitude here! Can I do it with you? PLEASE? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark What a great day! The sun is shining, and I got the saddest girl in Springfield by my side. Dang it, the sun! I almost forgot to cover up. A Goth with a tan is no Goth at all! I need sunscreen! The highest SPF science has to offer! Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Bathe in SPF 200 Sunscreen". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Ahh. Now my skin will forever remain a pallid bright yellow. And what beautiful skin it is, my Cimmerian empress. STOP SAYING NICE THINGS! CAN'T A GIRL FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark Hmm. Passing the time sure is hard when you're not allowed to take pleasure from anything. How to be miserable, how to be miserable... I know! I'll compose dark, despairing poetry. Verses so bleak, they'll suck all enjoyment from life itself! This is going to be so fun! No! No, not fun! Come on Ravencrow, stick to your guns! Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Write Dark Poetry". The job takes 4 hours. Let's see, what rhymes with "a playground of woe..." "A greyhound of snow?" "A slayed pound of dough?" Is that anything? Ugh. Milhouse! I'm not depressed enough! Come here and annoy me for a while! With pleasure! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark Let's see, what else are Goths into... The Cure? Pass. Vampires? Lame. Witchcraft? Ugh. So dumb. As a student of science, I reject spiritualism lock, stock, and barrel. I have a Ouija board, my sweet! We could séance together! No, too embarrassing. Leave the board. You, scram. Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Communicate With the Dead". The job takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Try to Eavesdrop". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours. No ghosts. Big surprise. No communing with the dead? That's all right. You'll get 'em next time, my bleak queen of grief. No, I give up. I liked being sad all the time better when I could wear comfortable shoes. Quest reward: 200 and 20