Revision as of 11:48, August 26, 2024
| The Bad Shepherd
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Bad Shepherd is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires The Parson to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
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Parson! To what do I owe this, uh, pleasure?
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Your former congregation walks the streets paying homage to river spirits and you wonder why I'm here?
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I've tried, I really have!
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We in the Presbylutheran Church can stomach losing the occasional member to the Lutherterians.
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They're a heretical lot, doomed to hellfire, but, you know, I see the appeal. I get it.
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But PAGANISM, Tim? Really?
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| Task: "Make the Parson Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 8 hours.
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It's just a slump! I've had them before!
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Your numbers are down for the twelfth straight quarter. That's not a slump. That's a one-way ticket to the Saskatoon parish.
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Now, we're gonna fix this, or you can pack your bags.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
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Timothy, gather your flock. I am going to address them personally.
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That's incredible! You haven't spoken publicly since 1983!
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And I swore I never would again. The last time I sermonized, my words were so holy twelve old widows burst into flame.
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But the situation is dire. Time to play the old hits.
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Task: "Make Rev. Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Speech". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make the Parson Sermonize the Old Hits". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes.
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That… that was incredible!
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I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me…
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See? I told you!
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I performed all my 80's hits: “God: Your Personal Yoda,” “LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New” and “Faith: the Jane Fonda Workout for Your Soul.”
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Has my material gone stale?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
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Time to bring out the big guns.
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Gather the troops, Timothy. Tomorrow, the Parson will croon this town back to God.
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Task: "Make Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Performance". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make the Parson Sing Psalm 98:5". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle Again". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
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AUUUUGHHH! PARSON, WE LOVE YOU! WHOOOOO!
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Still nothing! What is with these people?
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I don't mean to gloat, but I did tell you--
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Saskatoon, Tim. Saskatoon.
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Shutting up now, sir.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
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It appears that the situation is much worse than I thought.
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I need to commune with the Lord in quiet contemplation.
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Where's the nearest golf course?
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| Task: "Make the Parson Tear it Up". The job takes 4 hours.
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I have consulted with the Holy Spirit.
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What did he say?
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Mostly complained about His clubs. He shot an 85. He's a 7 handicap, so a rough day for Him out there.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
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So… what's the plan to win back our flock?
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First, I'm going to peal off in my golf cart.
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And then?
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I don't know, spread the Word maybe. Point is, this town gives me the creeps. You're welcome to it.
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| Task: "Make the Parson Spread the Word". The job takes 24 hours.
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Yay, a golf cart!
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If you'll come to church this Sunday, I'll let you drive it, son.
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No thank you. I worship a tree. Tree said he'll buy me a fire truck.
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I hate this town…
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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