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I am the Lizard Queen! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 60 content update. It requires Duff Gardens to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After obtaining Duff Gardens AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! What's with her? Did seeing Duff Gardens cause her to have a flashback? No. She thought Krustyland had relocated to our neighborhood and had a panic attack. I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! MY LIZARD ARMY WILL REPEL THE INVADING KRUSTYLAND BACK TO ITS GODFORSAKEN OUTPOST AT THE END OF THE SHUTTLE STOP! AHHHH!!! Task: "Make Bart Find Lisa's Old Meds". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Bart Wonder if Giving Lisa Expired Meds is Okay". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark I don't get it. Why build a second amusement park? We still don't even have a dentist. Or a playground. Or public bathrooms. You think it's easy keeping track of which buildings you've already built?!? You could write them down. Who do I look like, Gabriel Garcia Marquez? Task: "Make Homer Plan His Next Big Project, the Duff-o-rail". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark What the heck? When I wanted to build Krustyland on this very spot, you told me it "wasn't zoned for it!" Exactly. It was zoned for a "non-terrible amusement park." Liar! There is no good reason I couldn't have built Krustyland here instead of the middle of nowhere. Yes there is: if you'd built it here, I couldn't have given my friend the $750 million contract to build the Krustyland Shuttle. That shuttle was a patronage product? I guess that explains why the shuttle doesn't actually move. Task: "Make Fat Tony Enjoy the Profit From the Shuttle". The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Step right up! Play the ring toss! Ha. Talk about right in my wheelhouse. There ya go, three winning tosses. I'll take my three giant stuffed Pikachus now! What're you talking about? You lost! Please. You ain't talkin' to some country bumpkin. Well actually you are, but THIS bumpkin runs the ring toss at Krustyland. Well you're running it wrong, because to win, you gotta get the ring ON the poles, not in between them. Yeah, right. I'm done with this rigged game. I'm gonna play some Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole. Task: "Make Cletus File a Complaint on the Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Trip Out on the Meds". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark This is an outrage! You've ripped off all my rides! Duffman says his rides are all original. "Fatal Fall?" Doesn't that seem a tad similar to the Death Drop? Duffman doesn't see the similarity. "Radioactivity Guy: The Experience?" "Dozing Scratchy's Palace?" Lawyer, I want you to file a lawsuit against this park! I never thought I'd say this...but there's some business I just can't take. WHAT? You've defended serial killers! And tobacco companies! And Burns! A man's gotta draw the line somewhere. Hey, wanna go grab a burger at the Snack Stylus and then hit Mt. Duffmore? Task: "Make Krusty Admit the Damp and Sooty Show is Pretty Good". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town". The job takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Hey guys, wanna go check out the new Duff Gardens? I'm in! Hold on, kids. You might wanna read the Yelp reviews first. "A total dump! If you're thinking of going there, go to Krustyland instead!" "Zero stars! Oh and by the way, Krustyland gets ten stars!" Duffman thinks all those reviews were posted by the same person! Who, me? My name isn't "K. R. Usty." Check this one out: "The only 'amusement' you'll get is from laughing at how crappy it is." Oh I wrote that one. It was a mistake, though. I actually meant to post it about Krustyland. Task: "Make Bart Repost His Review Under Krustyland". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Flag Bart's Review as Spam". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town Again". The job takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Male Gnome

Pt. 7

After tapping on Lizard Queen Lisa's exclamation mark LIZARD ARMY, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS TO DEFEND SPRINGFIELD! Um, those are garden gnomes, not lizards. Leave her be. She's almost better, but still suffering some side effects. Of the panic attack? No, of the expired Zoloft. Task: "Place the Gnome". Task: "Tap the Gnome". Quest reward: 200 and 20