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| I am the Lizard Queen!
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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I am the Lizard Queen! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 60 content update. It requires Duff Gardens to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After obtaining Duff Gardens
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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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What's with her? Did seeing Duff Gardens cause her to have a flashback?
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No. She thought Krustyland had relocated to our neighborhood and had a panic attack.
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I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! MY LIZARD ARMY WILL REPEL THE INVADING KRUSTYLAND BACK TO ITS GODFORSAKEN OUTPOST AT THE END OF THE SHUTTLE STOP! AHHHH!!!
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Task: "Make Bart Find Lisa's Old Meds". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Wonder if Giving Lisa Expired Meds is Okay". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 2 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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I don't get it. Why build a second amusement park? We still don't even have a dentist.
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Or a playground.
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Or public bathrooms.
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You think it's easy keeping track of which buildings you've already built?!?
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You could write them down.
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Who do I look like, Gabriel Garcia Marquez?
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| Task: "Make Homer Plan His Next Big Project, the Duff-o-rail". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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What the heck? When I wanted to build Krustyland on this very spot, you told me it “wasn't zoned for it!”
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Exactly. It was zoned for a “non-terrible amusement park.”
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Liar! There is no good reason I couldn't have built Krustyland here instead of the middle of nowhere.
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Yes there is: if you'd built it here, I couldn't have given my friend the $750 million contract to build the Krustyland Shuttle.
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That shuttle was a patronage product?
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I guess that explains why the shuttle doesn't actually move.
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| Task: "Make Fat Tony Enjoy the Profit From the Shuttle". The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Step right up! Play the ring toss!
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Ha. Talk about right in my wheelhouse.
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There ya go, three winning tosses. I'll take my three giant stuffed Pikachus now!
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What're you talking about? You lost!
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Please. You ain't talkin' to some country bumpkin. Well actually you are, but THIS bumpkin runs the ring toss at Krustyland.
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Well you're running it wrong, because to win, you gotta get the ring ON the poles, not in between them.
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Yeah, right. I'm done with this rigged game. I'm gonna play some Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole.
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Task: "Make Cletus File a Complaint on the Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Trip Out on the Meds". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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This is an outrage! You've ripped off all my rides!
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Duffman says his rides are all original.
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“Fatal Fall?" Doesn't that seem a tad similar to the Death Drop?
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Duffman doesn't see the similarity.
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“Radioactivity Guy: The Experience?” “Dozing Scratchy's Palace?” Lawyer, I want you to file a lawsuit against this park!
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I never thought I'd say this…but there's some business I just can't take.
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WHAT? You've defended serial killers! And tobacco companies! And Burns!
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A man's gotta draw the line somewhere. Hey, wanna go grab a burger at the Snack Stylus and then hit Mt. Duffmore?
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Task: "Make Krusty Admit the Damp and Sooty Show is Pretty Good". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town". The job takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Hey guys, wanna go check out the new Duff Gardens?
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I'm in!
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Hold on, kids. You might wanna read the Yelp reviews first.
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“A total dump! If you're thinking of going there, go to Krustyland instead!”
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“Zero stars! Oh and by the way, Krustyland gets ten stars!”
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Duffman thinks all those reviews were posted by the same person!
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Who, me? My name isn't “K. R. Usty.”
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Check this one out: “The only ‘amusement' you'll get is from laughing at how crappy it is.”
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Oh I wrote that one. It was a mistake, though. I actually meant to post it about Krustyland.
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Task: "Make Bart Repost His Review Under Krustyland". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Flag Bart's Review as Spam". The job takes place at Duff Gardens and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town Again". The job takes 2 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Male Gnome
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Lizard Queen Lisa's exclamation mark
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LIZARD ARMY, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS TO DEFEND SPRINGFIELD!
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Um, those are garden gnomes, not lizards.
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Leave her be. She's almost better, but still suffering some side effects.
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Of the panic attack?
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No, of the expired Zoloft.
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Task: "Place the Gnome".
Task: "Tap the Gnome".
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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