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{{TB|I need to cover my genitals while I sit naked, repeatedly watching the 1968 blockbuster “Ice Station Zebra.”}}
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Revision as of 09:31, July 25, 2024


The Bloviator
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 25
Update: Burns' Casino
Required characters: Reclusive Mr. Burns, Smithers

The Bloviator is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Burns' Casino content update. It requires Reclusive Mr. Burns to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Annoyed Smithers, I'm bored.
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Sad I've done everything a billionaire can.
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Sad Dated pop stars, bought politicians, endowed museums...
Smithers Yes, your "Museum of Hatred of the Poor" has the lowest attendance of any in the country.
Smithers - Excited You haven't run for political office yet.
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Annoyed And I won't. I'm a billionaire, not a self-glorifying moronic egomaniac.
Smithers - Sad Didn't know there was a difference, sir.
Task: "Make Burns Mope With Ennui". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Reclusive Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Reclusive Mr. Burns I've figured it out, Smithers. The one billionaire thing I've never done.
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Happy I'm going to become an eccentric recluse, like my young friend Howard Hughes.
Smithers - Sad He died unloved and alone, sir.
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Sad Well, I won't make his mistake.
Reclusive Mr. Burns I won't die.
Task: "Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Fade From the Public Eye". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Smithers Deny Requests for Access". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Reclusive Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Smithers I've brought you the mail, sir.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Did you clean it thoroughly? It might be infected with one of the four humors. Bile or something.
Smithers - Eye Roll I think you're becoming a little obsessive.
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Annoyed Nonsense. Now bring me a pink napkin.
Reclusive Mr. Burns I need to cover my genitals while I sit naked, repeatedly watching the 1968 blockbuster "Ice Station Zebra."
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Happy Yep, Howard Hughes really did that.
Task: "Make Smithers Do All the Work". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Watch "Ice Station Zebra"". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Reclusive Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Smithers - Sad Sir, you need to come out of this movie screening room. You have a casino and power plant to run.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Sorry. Recluse.
Smithers - Annoyed Can I at least take away some of these jars of urine?
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Annoyed No! I just finished arranging them in a perfect pent-heptagon.
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Annoyed You're covered in germs, Smithers. I banish you from my presence.
Reclusive Mr. Burns From now on, I want my chicken and milk delivered by drone.
Task: "Make Reclusive Burns Sink Into Obscurity". The job takes place at Burns' Casino and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Reclusive Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Smithers - Sad Mr. Burns, you can't continue to live by yourself in a darkened penthouse on top of a casino hotel.
Smithers - Excited They need the penthouse for Pitbull.
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Annoyed That chrome-dome gallimaufry? He's still a thing?
Reclusive Mr. Burns - Sad Oh, very well. I'm starting to miss spending time with my fellow humans.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Setting hounds on them... dropping them down trap doors...
Smithers - Eye Roll Yes, you're what America needs more of: billionaires messing around with us.
Task: "Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Feel Sunlight on His Face". The job takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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