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Lodge a Complaint is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Heights Chapter 2 content update. It unlocks the Mountain Lodge.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark I've got more money than I can count... but I can still at least count my houses. Let's see, I have the town house, lake house, tree house, Milhouse-- Please, let me go home. Smithers, I just realized I don't have a mountain lodge! I'm sorry Sir. You had one, but thanks to climate change it became a beach cottage. So I have a mountain of money but none of lodge?! Do you know the looks I'll get at the trillionaire's club? No. I'm not allowed to take off my blindfold at those meetings. Just get me a lodge. And spare no expense! Except, of course, for your own expenses. I do not reimburse mileage. Message Complete these quests to earn the Mountain Lodge! Task: "Make Smithers Plan Interior Decoration". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 200, and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark Sir, with the arrival of this solid gold fainting couch your lodge is complete. How could I care about that at a moment like this? Did you know the world is getting hotter and hotter, threatening our nation's coffee reserves? Mr. Burns, it's great that you've taken an interest in the environment. If I stockpile all of the coffee in Springfield, I could have a monopoly. You'd think after 30 levels I'd have lost my childish naïveté. Smithers, fill the mountain lodge with coffee. But the white rug! You'd think after 30 levels I'd have learned not to decorate in white. Task: "Make Smithers Stockpile Coffee". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 6 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Now that the coffee is stockpiled, I need a security system to protect it. Sir, don't you think you are going a bit overboard? Absolutely not! I'm at-board at most, and probably under-board. I want motion sensors. I want infrared cameras. And I want a key hidden under that rock! Task: "Make Smithers Plan Sophisticated Security". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Smithers, who stole my idea of harvesting people's energy by forcing them to run on treadmills? That's a gym, Sir. Those people are working out to live longer. Idiots. It's much easier to just sleep on a water bed of orphan tears. Wait, so people pay money for this humiliating process? Yes, some even pay extra for someone to yell at them. I've got another great idea – stockpile exercise equipment. People will be desperate to stay in shape when the apocalypse ruins Photoshop. Task: "Make Smithers Create Lifelong Exercise Plan". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Smithers! I feel like I haven't ruined everything for everyone yet. Is there something I'm missing? Well, people got really mad when that CEO raised the price of life-saving medication. Of course! Pills! Everyone's third favorite thing to pop after corn and wheelies. Smithers, stockpile medication. Just think how rich I'll be once modern society topples. Technically, society already toppled once and you turned out very rich. Isn't that enough? Nah, next time around I'm shooting for king. Task: "Make Smithers Stock Up Mr Burns' Medications". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Smithers. I just had the most horrific dream... Yes. It was a dream. No one was spooning you. No one at all. Shut up! I dreamt it was the future and I wasn't king. I was a lowly archduke... There must be some hoardable resource I'm missing. You've taken everything people have or want. All they have left is their flesh and blood. That's it! I'll take their organs! One of these days, you'll go too far and I'm going to quit. But today isn't it. Now let me go fill some bathtubs with ice. Task: "Make Smithers Advertise Call for Organ Donors". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Smithers, I've been thinking. I want to make sure I leave my mark upon the world. We could petition to get you on Mt. Rushmore next to George Washington. Forget it. I'm not sharing the limelight or limestone with anyone! I want to be revered as something bigger than any mountain, and greater than any man. You mean like God? Yes! As long as I'm like the Old Testament one, and not that new-fangled lovey-dovey guy. Task: "Make Smithers Worship Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 50, and takes 12 hours.} Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark Great news Sir! They've reinstated child labor? The planning and preparation for the Mountain Lodge is complete! Oh well, that's pretty good, too, I guess. That's it? I've slaved away for days and this is all the thanks I receive? I don't pay you in thanks do I? Actually that's cheaper than money. I'll pay you in thanks – thank you! Task: "Build the Mountain Lodge". It takes 6 seconds. Security looks good. Coffee and organ stockpiles look adequately separated. Unfortunately, this white carpet is completely soiled. I expected better from you, Smithers. Now seal it all up until the apocalypse. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark My propaganda films got a 79 on MegaCritic! Everyone knows that less than an 80 is worthless! They especially berated the segment about my giving back to the community. To be fair, your "community program" was a forced labor camp. And it contained children. Kids love camp! And you will, too. When I banish you to the most remote wilderness I can think of! Yes. Well, if that's all, Sir. There's some VERY important business to attend to at the Mountain Lodge. Task: "Make Smithers Relax in the Mountain Lodge". The job takes place at the Mountain Lodge and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 2,500 and 250