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Sushi Ralph is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 52 content update. It requires The Happy Sumo to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark Now Ralphie, apparently you are aging out of day care and our attempts to make you a latchkey kid have failed horribly. Keys taste delicious but I don't like what they unlock in my tummy. Luckily for us, the Happy Sumo has opened up this unpaid sushi internship for kids. It sounds like this program breaks any number of laws, but I'm no expert in what's legal and illegal, so I'll just focus on the positive - all the free ginger I can eat! Task: "Make Ralph Drop off a Resume". The job takes place at The Happy Sumo and takes 10 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark Let me examine you, Ralph. Such a blank stare, such tender fingers softened from years spent inside the nose. And is that a never closed fontanelle? Oh yeah. I know it's tempting, but the doctor said try not to poke it with a chopstick. Each time you do, Ralphie loses another word. Ralph, what are you thinking right now? ...Pass! In Japan, sushi chefs spend years meditating to achieve an empty mind. Your son was born with it. He will be a master! Task: "Make Ralph Prepare Sushi". The job takes place at The Happy Sumo and takes 3 hours. Such fine sashimi - how did you learn how to use a knife like this, Wiggum-san? I'm not allowed to use a knife because I forget which end to hold. I used safety scissors. I have chosen wisely! Wiggum-san, you are a prodigy! I am proud of you, my apprentice. Prood? Pruud? Proud? What does that mean? I've never heard it before. Or I lost it from a chopstick poke. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Hear that, folks, my boy is a prodigy. He brings honor to the family name. I should've known – Wiggum's Gaelic for unisex fish genitals. In honor of what I can only assume will be his greatest accomplishment, all the sushi you can eat! Paid for by the Springfield Police Department. Isn't the police department funded by the taxpayers, meaning this meal will be paid for by us? Shhh, little girl. Here's a cucumber roll. It's so good! Finally, a vegetarian dish I don't have to lie about liking. Task: "Make Springfielders Eat Sushi" (x10). The jobs take place at The Happy Sumo and take 2 hours. Yar, this is the freshest sushi I've ever eaten, and once a fish committed suicide by jumping into me mouth. Why, I'm eating fish and it isn't even Friday. It's so good I don't even care that I'm breaking the 138th secret commandment. This fish is guilty... of being delicious. I demand to see the chef in my chambers. Like a lotus blossom floats on the water, so will I raise my prices. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark My stomach feels t-t-terribly wrong. Yar, me belly's heavin' like a dinghy lost at sea. Or like a man makin' a metaphor before he pukes. I don't feel so good either. Alright, that's it, we're going to see Dr. Hibbert. Task: "Make Springfielders Get Stomach Pumped" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield General Hospital and take 2 hours. After starting the jobs Why, all of these people have been poisoned. Food poisoned! Oh no, it must be Ralph and the Happy Sumo. I knew it was too good to be true. After finishing the task Looks like it was tainted Krusty Burgers... which apparently everyone in town ate after their sushi because pieces of raw fish on rice just don't really fill you up. I wish you had told me that before I fell upon my sword to defend my honor. Little help, please? Wait, I didn't eat any Krusty Burger last night. Why do I still feel sick? Mr. Simpson, after pumping your stomach we found several Krusty Burgers, some still in their wrappers. We also found six pounds of shrimp scampi, $8.50 in loose change, and- Alright, alright, you've made your point. Now I'll take my $8.50 and my shrimp scampi and be on my way. Seriously, I could really use some medical attention. Quest reward: 100 and 10