Revision as of 09:50, June 21, 2024
| Rock-a-Die-Baby
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Rock-a-Die-Baby is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Gino Underdunk Terwilliger to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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DIE BUNNY! KILL KOALA!
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Three generations of Terwilliger, but they all belong to Generation Kill.
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Gino is only two years old. He could grow up to be someone wonderful…
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Like a biologist who creates a real unicorn.
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A real unicorn. Boy would that be awesome.
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You'll see. This kid's gonna be a killer just like his father.
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No, you'll see he's just as cute and innocent as Maggie.
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I think you're giving Maggie too much credit.
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Task: "Make Lisa Observe Gino". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Gino Torture Stuffed Animals". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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So how did “Adventures in Baby-Stalking” turn out?
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This kid is going to be a lot of trouble.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Lis, I'm telling ya, Gino was born evil. What do you expect with a dad like Sideshow Bob?
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Genes don't explain everything. Otherwise how come I'm smart and you're… differently gifted?
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If Gino's bad, it's because he's been raised in a bad environment.
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You mean, in Italy?
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No, with a criminal father. But I bet with proper love from a wise caregiver, or sister-like figure, he'll turn out great.
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Sorry, he's born bad.
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No he isn't! He's made bad.
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Task: "Make Bart Argue For Nature". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Lisa Argue For Nurture". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Nature!
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Nurture!
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Nature!
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Nurture!
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Kids! What did I tell you about debating the fundamental origin of the human condition?
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Do it outside.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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I'll show you Bart. I'm going to teach Gino to be a good, sweet kid.
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I'm going to use modern educational methods, and something even more powerful:
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Artsy-crafty play toys designed in Vermont for liberal urban moms!
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Task: "Make Lisa Research Behavioral Science". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Gino Play with Handmade Toys". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Wow, these “Cassandra and Don” handcrafted wooden toys are amazing.
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I don't know if they help Gino learn anything, but they sure make me feel superior to parents who buy stuff at “ToysBWe”.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Bart, you need to see this! I've made great strides reconditioning Gino.
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HUG BUNNY! PLAY COOPERATIVELY!
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Not bad. But I want to see more proof. We need to take this operation live.
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What does that mean?
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I want to see him play with a live kitten.
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*GULP* Gee Bart I dunno…
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Purr up or shut up.
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| Task: "Make Gino Play with a Kitten". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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PET KITTY! LOVE KITTY!
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Convinced, Bart? Two hours of play, and Gino hasn't hurt the kitten one bit.
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They both threw up hairballs. But maybe you're right, Lisa. Maybe you're right…
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Gino, what have you done to all my Malibu Stacy dolls?!
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Arms ripped off, hair hacked away, pantsuits de-pantsed…
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You were right, Lisa. It is “nurture”.
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I let Gino play with me for a few hours, and he learned to be a totally destructive, totally awesome kid.
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So this is your fault, Bart Simpson! I declare Vendetta!
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Task: "Make Lisa Get Angry". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Gino Declare Vendetta". The job takes 4 hours.
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Well, this is depressing.
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I've learned that even if it is nurture, it might as well be nature.
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Because everyone this kid spends time with, including me, is a terrible example!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the nursery rhyme "Rock-a-bye Baby".
