Revision as of 16:55, June 9, 2024
| Calamity Case
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Calamity Case is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 47 content update. It requires the French Waiter to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on the French Waiter's exclamation mark
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Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield.
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Zut Alors, that's moi!
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“Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help.”
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“We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don't call them in France.”
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Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!
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Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.
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| Task: "Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
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Alright, here is the pâté you demanded.
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Now what information do you have?
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This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on the French Waiter's exclamation mark
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I had heard stories of America's broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.
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The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.
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First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.
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And perhaps to go buy wine.
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| Task: "Make French Waiter Protest". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 24 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Ow! You stepped on my foot!
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Sir, please sit down, you can't have a protest march in an eight foot by eight foot room.
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You cannot silence my rights as a Frenchman! This is police brutality!
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Brutality?! You're the one who keeps hurting us!
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How dare you? Are you calling moi clumsy?!
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Well you kicked me in the neck, and you spilled Eddie's coffee on his face, so yeah.
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You gotta get out of here before anyone gets seriously hurt.
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| After the task is completed
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Boss, deliveryman's here with those rat traps and cooking knives you ordered.
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Ok, Frenchie, out now!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on the French Waiter's exclamation mark
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This is slander! I AM NOT CLUMSY!
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Could a clumsy man juggle these silver hammers?
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| Task: "Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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