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{{TB|Tell me about it. I gotta do the annual count of uneaten species in the park. You wanna help?}}
 
{{TB|Tell me about it. I gotta do the annual count of uneaten species in the park. You wanna help?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}checking phone* Uh, I'd love to, but it looks like a buffalo just rammed an SUV on the access road, so I gotta distribute the insurance denial forms.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}checking phone{{*}} Uh, I'd love to, but it looks like a buffalo just rammed an SUV on the access road, so I gotta distribute the insurance denial forms.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Catalog Desert Species|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Catalog Desert Species|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Yeah, it happens a lot when I wander into town after work. Sometimes people think I'm a scout master.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, it happens a lot when I wander into town after work. Sometimes people think I'm a scout master.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}winks* It's the shorts. I think they're cute.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}winks{{*}} It's the shorts. I think they're cute.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|You do?}}
 
{{TB|You do?}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Help Park Climber|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Pretend to Understand What's Happening|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Help Park Climber|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Pretend to Understand What's Happening|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|It's very interesting the way you helped that man with…whatever that was.}}
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{{TB|It's very interesting the way you helped that man with...whatever that was.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon}}
 
{{TB|Thank you.}}
 
{{TB|Thank you.}}
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{{TB|Oh, sorry. Man-eating scorpions aren't really a thing. We spread that rumor to discourage four-wheelers and property developers from coming out here.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, sorry. Man-eating scorpions aren't really a thing. We spread that rumor to discourage four-wheelers and property developers from coming out here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh, well it almost worked…}}
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{{TB|Oh, well it almost worked...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|What did you say?}}
 
{{TB|What did you say?}}
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{{TB|Please, call me by my first name.}}
 
{{TB|Please, call me by my first name.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Of course. Desert, I've heard rumors that the government is going to be selling off some park land soon…}}
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{{TB|Of course. Desert, I've heard rumors that the government is going to be selling off some park land soon...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh, my God! Ranger Johnson was right — you're a…a real estate developer!}}
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{{TB|Oh, my God! Ranger Johnson was right — you're a...a real estate developer!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Well, real estate agent, but I'm always looking for new challenges.}}
 
{{TB|Well, real estate agent, but I'm always looking for new challenges.}}
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{{TB|You know what, I don't care! Let's put the whole property development thing behind us and go sand sledding like kids!}}
 
{{TB|You know what, I don't care! Let's put the whole property development thing behind us and go sand sledding like kids!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Sure! But first, about that land the government is going to sell…}}
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{{TB|Sure! But first, about that land the government is going to sell...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|You mean Quicksand Corner?}}
 
{{TB|You mean Quicksand Corner?}}
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{{TB|It's not as bad as it sounds!}}
 
{{TB|It's not as bad as it sounds!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading on her myPhone* "…Quicksand Corner was rated one of the three deadliest nature locations of the 1970s…"}}
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{{TB|{{*}}reading on her myPhone{{*}} "...Quicksand Corner was rated one of the three deadliest nature locations of the 1970s..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Yeah, but at least there aren't any man-eating scorpions…}}
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{{TB|Yeah, but at least there aren't any man-eating scorpions...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Downplay the Dangers of Quicksand|4 hours|{{TOG|Cacti}}, {{TOG|Rocks}}, the [[Ranger's Office]], {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Lose Interest|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Desert Park Ranger Downplay the Dangers of Quicksand|4 hours|{{TOG|Cacti}}, {{TOG|Rocks}}, the [[Ranger's Office]], {{TOG|Parks}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Lose Interest|4 hours|the [[Ranger's Office]]|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|She dumped you, huh?}}
 
{{TB|She dumped you, huh?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Desert Park Ranger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah. The life of a park ranger is a lonely existence. We're like cowboys…that don't ride horses or wear long pants.}}
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{{TB|Yeah. The life of a park ranger is a lonely existence. We're like cowboys...that don't ride horses or wear long pants.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Park Ranger Johnson Icon}}
 
{{TB|Uh, yeah. Anyway, you'll always have your fellow rangers when you need us.}}
 
{{TB|Uh, yeah. Anyway, you'll always have your fellow rangers when you need us.}}

Revision as of 10:02, June 8, 2024


Range Romancer
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Summer of Our Discontent
Required characters: Desert Park Ranger
Optional characters: Cookie Kwan

Range Romancer is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires the Desert Park Ranger to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark
Desert Park Ranger - Confused Hey, Johnson, what are you doing here?
Park Ranger Johnson - Sad Some elementary school kids got too close to the bears so I'm just lying low while the parents read the liability waiver letters they signed. You know how it is.
Desert Park Ranger - Sad Not really. No one tries to hug a desert scorpion.
Park Ranger Johnson - Annoyed You're so lucky.
Desert Park Ranger Tell me about it. I gotta do the annual count of uneaten species in the park. You wanna help?
Park Ranger Johnson *checking phone* Uh, I'd love to, but it looks like a buffalo just rammed an SUV on the access road, so I gotta distribute the insurance denial forms.
Task: "Make Desert Park Ranger Catalog Desert Species". The job takes 4 hours.
Cookie Kwan - Annoyed Hey, you can't give me a ticket! This is my territory!
Desert Park Ranger Oh, I'm not a cop. I'm a park ranger cataloging species, and some desert chameleons scurried under your car.
Cookie Kwan That explains the uniform. I thought you were a meter maid.
Desert Park Ranger Yeah, it happens a lot when I wander into town after work. Sometimes people think I'm a scout master.
Cookie Kwan *winks* It's the shorts. I think they're cute.
Desert Park Ranger - Surprised You do?
Cookie Kwan Sure. Of course, I also think Larry Bird is hot.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan So, what does a Desert Park Ranger do when he's not counting reptiles?
Desert Park Ranger Oh, I have lots of jobs. They last four, eight, sometimes 12 hours.
Male Tourist - Happy Excuse me, Ranger, I'm doing the Park Climber Challenge. I need to climb you and sit on your shoulders.
Cookie Kwan Is that really one of your jobs?
Desert Park Ranger Yes. One of the animated jobs!
Task: "Make Desert Park Ranger Help Park Climber". The job takes 4 hours.
If Cookie Kwan is owned: Task: "Make Cookie Kwan Pretend to Understand What's Happening". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office and takes 4 hours.
Cookie Kwan It's very interesting the way you helped that man with...whatever that was.
Desert Park Ranger Thank you.
Cookie Kwan - Happy Wanna take me to dinner?
Desert Park Ranger Do I! Let me go change into my fancy dress shorts.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan After dinner, maybe we can see where you work.
Desert Park Ranger Sure, as long as you don't mind heat and sand and man-eating scorpions.
Cookie Kwan - Surprised The what?!
Desert Park Ranger - Embarrassed Oh, sorry. Man-eating scorpions aren't really a thing. We spread that rumor to discourage four-wheelers and property developers from coming out here.
Cookie Kwan - Surprised Oh, well it almost worked...
Desert Park Ranger - Confused What did you say?
Cookie Kwan - Surprised Oh, uh, are there flowers where you work?
Task: "Make Desert Park Ranger Pick Desert Flowers". The job takes place at Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cookie Kwan is owned: Task: "Make Cookie Kwan Act Charmed". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office and takes 4 hours.
Desert Park Ranger - Happy I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it!
Park Ranger Johnson - Annoyed Come on, man, this always ends badly for you. The short shorts attract crazy chicks and men with a Larry Bird fetish.
Desert Park Ranger - Thoughtful Surprisingly sensitive men, though.
Desert Park Ranger Anyway, Cookie's not like that. She loves me for who I really am.
Park Ranger Johnson - Annoyed So she's either a real estate developer or works for an oil and gas company. Or she has a scorpion fetish.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark
Desert Park Ranger - Happy You know, Cookie, we've only just met, but this is already our sixth round of dialogue!
Cookie Kwan - Happy I know! It's been magical.
Comic Book Guy Excuse me, Park Ranger, I need some directions.
Desert Park Ranger Of course.
Comic Book Guy I'm trying to find a conversation that involves anyone more important than a nameless premium character and a one-joke third-stringer.
Cookie Kwan - Annoyed Beat it, Fatso, I'm working this quest!
Cookie Kwan Anyway, Park Ranger—
Desert Park Ranger Please, call me by my first name.
Cookie Kwan Of course. Desert, I've heard rumors that the government is going to be selling off some park land soon...
Desert Park Ranger - Surprised Oh, my God! Ranger Johnson was right — you're a...a real estate developer!
Cookie Kwan - Happy Well, real estate agent, but I'm always looking for new challenges.
Task: "Make Desert Park Ranger Feel Betrayed". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office and takes 4 hours.
If Cookie Kwan is owned: Task: "Make Cookie Kwan Wish Men Weren't So Emotional". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on the Desert Park Ranger's exclamation mark
Desert Park Ranger - Annoyed You know what, I don't care! Let's put the whole property development thing behind us and go sand sledding like kids!
Cookie Kwan Sure! But first, about that land the government is going to sell...
Desert Park Ranger - Confused You mean Quicksand Corner?
Cookie Kwan - Surprised "Quicksand Corner"?
Desert Park Ranger It's not as bad as it sounds!
Cookie Kwan - Annoyed *reading on her myPhone* "...Quicksand Corner was rated one of the three deadliest nature locations of the 1970s..."
Desert Park Ranger - Surprised Yeah, but at least there aren't any man-eating scorpions...
Task: "Make Desert Park Ranger Downplay the Dangers of Quicksand". The job takes place at Cacti, Rocks, the Ranger's Office, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cookie Kwan is owned: Task: "Make Cookie Kwan Lose Interest". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office and takes 4 hours.
Park Ranger Johnson - Sad She dumped you, huh?
Desert Park Ranger - Sad Yeah. The life of a park ranger is a lonely existence. We're like cowboys...that don't ride horses or wear long pants.
Park Ranger Johnson Uh, yeah. Anyway, you'll always have your fellow rangers when you need us.
Desert Park Ranger Thanks. Hey, wanna count carcasses?
Park Ranger Johnson I'm good.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20