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Revision as of 09:58, June 8, 2024


Alienation
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXV
Required characters: Kang, Lisa
Previous quest(s): The Whole Truth Pt. 5


Alienation is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark during Act Three
Kang Greetings Earth leader! I wish to defect.
Kang This time for real-sies.
Quimby Excellent! Lady Liberty welcomes tired and huddled masses.
Quimby We are, ah, trying to play down the "poor" part of that little welcome speech.
Quimby You just need to pass the citizenship test and pay the, er ah, substantial fee.
Kang - Sad What?! But I have none of your Earth money! And I know nothing of your pointless country!
Lisa - Happy I could help you study for your citizenship exam. Anyone who knows me knows I love a good history drill.
Kang ...
Lisa Mr. Kang?
Kang Just waiting for any other option to present itself.
Kang ...
Kang Fine, I'll go with you.
Task: "Make Kang Research American History". The job takes place at Springfield Library or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Be Kang's Study Partner". The job takes place at Springfield Library or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Kang American history is full of impressive bloodshed!
Kang Though why haven't we invaded this "Canada"?
Kang - Angry They're only weapons seem to be hockey sticks and superior grammar skills.
Quest reward: Long Protein String10 and XP10


Pt. 2

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang Armed with knowledge of your country I shall begin my ascent up the ranks of American power players.
Kang - Sad But first, could you spot me the cash to pay the exam fee?
Homer - Serious No way. You're going to have to earn it the old-fashioned American way.
Homer Which is now known as the new-fashioned Mexican way -- doing jobs everyone else hates to do.
Task: "Make Kang Shovel Manure". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Flip Burgers". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Wash Dishes". The job takes place at Luigi's or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
After finishing the "Flip Burgers" task
Kang One day, when I am ruler of America, I shall rain hellfire on this place with my army of polite, Canadian slave-soldiers!
Kang - Singing Ha-hahahhahahaha!
Bart - Rolling Eyes Just gimme my Laffy Meal so I can go about my day.
Quest reward: Long Protein String10 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Lisa - Happy Ooh, today's the big day! If you pass this exam you will be *giggle* a legal alien!
Kang Ugh. No further attempts at humor. It is painful to roll one giant eye.
Task: "Make Kang Take the Citizenship Exam". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
Lisa How did your exam go?
Kang - Sad Terrible. I passed, but just barely.
Homer - Happy Congratulations! That means you didn't try any harder than you had to. You are a true American.
Quest reward: Long Protein String10 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang You know what would really jazz this planet up?
Kang Lush Rigellian greenery!
Kang I could use my carbon re-moleculizor to craft some lovely carnivorous plants!
Lisa - Alarmed I don't know, carnivorous alien plants seems like a dangerous idea...
Kang I am an American! Your concerns violate my constitutional rights!
Kang - Angry Racism! Sexism! Sue! Sue! Sue everyone!
Task: "Craft and Place a Rigellian Shrub".
Lisa - Shocked *gasp* The indigenous flora of your home planet is so beautiful!
Kang Yes. Rigellian plants are far superior to your roses and your baobabs.
Kang Though I must warn you -- mind the thorns.
Kang And the toxic pollen.
Kang - Sad And do not let it invade your thoughts. It will steal your soul.
Kang Also it likes a little fertilizer in the early Fall.
Quest reward: Long Protein String10 and XP10

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Kang Thanks for integrating me into your society so very easily.
Kang To further lull you, I shall dull your senses with donuts!
Kang - Angry Take them, and suspect nothing!
Quest reward: Donut20
Kang - Singing Ha-hahahahahahaha! Foolish humans! Yes, once again, I have tricked you!
Kang - Angry I, Kang the Destroyer, shall enslave the Earth! When the time is right--
Kang Er, perhaps I should have waited until the time was right before I tipped my hand.
Lisa Huh? Sorry, I was listening to a book on tape.
Lisa Did you say something?
Kang Umm, no! Enjoy your donuts and continue believing everything is fine!


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