Difference between revisions of "Demographic Rude-ity"

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Demographic Rude-ity is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 44 content update. It requires Akira to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark I think I saw an alien while I was out. He was actually a pretty nice guy/thing. Turned out, we both really like raw dolphin meat. By the way, where are all the Asian people. Are they all crammed into the Buddhist monastery, burning offerings to their ancestors? That is a good time. Yeah… Asian people… Comic Book Guy now has a Japanese wife. That fat, hairy kaiju?! Is she a horrific creature from the sea as well? No, she's very pretty. And really easy to talk to. And smart. Doesn't say a lot of jokes though, but no worse than any other woman in town. Task: "Reach Level 27 and Build the Springfield Buddhist Temple". Task: "Make Akira Discreetly Talk About Double Standards". The job takes place at Springfield Buddhist Temple and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark Hey, um, where are the Asian people? Heh… sooooo, remember when I mentioned Comic Book Guy's wife? Yeah. That may or may not have been a long time ago, but it was just one conversation back. Sooooo… you and her are it. What?! I've seen a space alien! Are you telling me there are half as many space aliens in this town as there are Asian people? There are actually possibly three aliens in this town… if the town belongs to a big spender. THREE SPACE ALIENS?! There are more space aliens than Asian people?! Well, there is Apu. Does Indian count as Asian? Our potato-headed, whiskey-soaked papist mayor is about to get an angry Asian earful. And before you tell me what I said was racist, I never said Japanese people aren't racist. Just that this is messed up. Task: "Make Akira Take on City Hall". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 24 hours. I hear you and understand your frustration. This issue is hotter than spicy kimchi! That's Korean. Er, is that the wrong type of youse? Siracha? Does that work? This meeting has not gone well. Here me out in full. The 2010 Census says that 5.6% of the US population is Asian. By my count, we have more than 150 possible individuals in Springfield, not including outfits— How many of those individuals speak? I bet you're counting pets! Limiting to only those who have said things, we have over 100 men, women, children, and whoozits like that. Counting you, Kumiko, and Nasapota…the Apus, we have an almost 5% Asian population. Demographically, we're pretty on par with the country. Additionally, three quarters of Asian-Americans are concentrated in 10 states. Perhaps Springfield isn't in one of those states. We might be a little more diverse than you give us credit for…speaking relative only to the least diverse parts of America. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Behind the Laughter

The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 1:

Huh. Often Asian women characters have the standards of a sitcom housewife. But when my cousin who used to be a sumo wrestler hits on Sara Sloane or Alaska Nebraska, nothing but silence. He works as a bouncer now, so he meets a lot of celebrities. Pretty cool. I guess that does seem… inconsistent. Oh yes. Maybe… maybe I can get some Asian-Americans from the monastery to help me promote The Happy Sumo. Or any kind of American. But maybe the Asians would be best at understanding how authentic our food is… you know, because they've eaten more of it.