Difference between revisions of "All the Mayor's Funds"

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All the Mayor's Funds is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Kickback Quimby to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark Hey, Uncle Joe, are you coming to the polo match tonight? I know you're very busy with your reelection. Er, not busy at all. Mr. Mayor, someone named "Don't tell his wife I'm Miss Springfield" is calling on Line three. Er, ah, Freddy. I forgot I've got a campaign "fact-finding mission" scheduled. We'll do polo next time! Task: "Make Kickback Quimby Prepare to Go on a "Fact Finding Mission"". The job takes 4 hours. So what "facts" did you find this time? That the mattresses at the Woosterfield Hotel are great for my back! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark You're heading out on ANOTHER "fact-finding" mission? For this one I'm going undercover and exposing some very forbidden behavior. Sounds interesting. Just don't charge it to the Mayor's expense account. Your reelection war chest is pretty empty. That's why you've hired me, a full-time waitress, for you as a secretary. I don't have to tip you, do I? Not until you get re-elected! Task: "Make Kickback Quimby Collect "Donations"". The job takes 4 hours. How did the donation collecting go? Let's just say I can't afford any illicit fact-finding missions anymore. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark Artie! The Ziffster! The Ziffarino! I don't like friendly politicians. What are you up to, Joe? Honestly...which I prefer never to be, it's an election year, and— Let me stop you right there. Any extra "walking-around-money" I'd normally give you already took a walk. I went all in on a new dating app for billionaires. It worked so well, all it did was match them with themselves. Sad to say I'm dating a guy named, Artie Ziff. Ah, well, I've got a long list of rich names on my donor dance card. Task: "Make Kickback Quimby Gladhand Donors". The job takes place at ZiffCorp Office Building, ZiffCorp Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. So, Krusty, I've championed tax breaks for Krustyland and turned a blind eye to the many ride mishaps. Can I count on you for a campaign donation? Normally I'd love to pretend to love to, but I'm a little cash-short right now. I'm sure you've got other deep pockets on your list. Er, uh...sadly, you were my entire list. *groans* We're both in trouble. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark Wait. I just rode in my limo. Where'd it go? It was impounded, sir. You left it double-parked in front of Quid Pro Clothes. I, too, join you in your distress! World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, Drederick Tatum?! My limo has been impounded as well! I keep getting towed from the post office for parking in those blue circle chair spots. Why are you going to the post office so often? I sell my boxer sweat on the internet. It's amazing how much money people will give me for my fluids. Drederick, I have a solution to both of our problems. If Drederick Tatum is owned: Task: "Make Drederick Tatum Complain About Parking". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Kickback Quimby Propose a Solution". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. So I write you a check and I get my own parking space in front of the post office in perpetuity? Just add a couple more zeroes and we're good to go! Post office, here I come!! Miss Springfield...er, uh "fact finding", here I come! Quest reward: 200 and 20