Difference between revisions of "The Front/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Homer'''{to Marge} | + | |episode = The Front |
| − | :''Marge gasps'' | + | }} |
| − | :'''Homer's Brain''': Not that one! The other deep, dark secret! | + | :'''Homer''': ''{talking to himself}'' "OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!" |
| − | :'''Homer''': Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the | + | :'''Homer''': ''{to Marge}'' Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought to give as a wedding present!" |
| − | :'''Marge''': That still does not explain why you ate the soaps | + | :''(Marge gasps)'' |
| − | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': "Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!" | |
| − | + | :'''Homer''': "Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the necessary credits for my diploma." | |
| + | :'''Marge''': "That still does not explain why you ate the soaps...actually, maybe it does." | ||
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| + | '''Grampa''': ''(writing a letter')'' "Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot." | ||
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Revision as of 08:16, March 28, 2010
- Homer: {talking to himself} "OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!"
- Homer: {to Marge} Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought to give as a wedding present!"
- (Marge gasps)
- Homer's Brain: "Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!"
- Homer: "Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the necessary credits for my diploma."
- Marge: "That still does not explain why you ate the soaps...actually, maybe it does."
Grampa: (writing a letter') "Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot."
