Difference between revisions of "The Bogey Man/Quotes"

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Mr. Burns: Teenagers! What are they doing on a golf course? Shouldn't they be loitering in a penny arcade or a juke joint?

Waylon Smithers, Jr.: Blame it on Tiger Woods, sir. He took a sport invented in Scotland and sustained by bored retirees, and actually made it "cool".

Mr. Burns: Now grease up the gatling gun and prepare to return fire!

Smithers: Sir, that would violate both the country club's rules and the Geneva Convention.

Mr. Burns: What's this then?

Smithers: It's called virtual reality, sir. I've had the Professor design some scenarios that I thought you might find appealing.

Professor Frink: That's the "pillaging with Genghis Khan" program that you see now [Ng-Hey] with the lancing and the slaughtering of innocents and so forth.

Mr. Burns: Who am I kidding? Golf is my true love. The easy cheating, the decadence of the golf cart, shaving bald hundreds of acres of forest, and diverting millions of gallons of precious water.

Moe Szyslak: The pink-beaked chickadee is what we call an endangered species. The Springfield Nature Preserve is its last known habitat. Any questions?

Lisa: It's beautiful and so majestic.

Ralph Wiggum: Can we eat the pretty bird's eggs? I'm hungry.

Kent Brockman: Plans for cutting 5000 acres of 200-year-old trees for the course were given an enthusiastic thumbs-up by the Springfield Environmental Review Board, which, coincidentally... ...Disbanded yesterday and reformed as the Springfield Porsche Owners Club.

Moe: All right. I couldn't accept Mr. Burns' "Big Game Hunting" badge because of certain laws regarding cruelty to animals. And I can't accept Lisa's "Pet Grooming" badge for the same reason.

Lisa: Bart!

Moe: That makes it a tie.