Difference between revisions of "Bobbing for Vengeance/Quotes"

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Bart: Why'd you throw that rock at me?

Lisa: I don't know. I just felt like hurting you all of a sudden.

Bart: Is this because i covered your Maliby Stacy dolls in bacon fat and gave them to the dog as a chew toy?

Lisa: It is now.

Bart: Aaaaah! Mom! Lisa's trying to kill me!

Marge: Lisa! Stop trying to kill your brother, and both of you wash your hands for dinner!

Ralph Wiggum: Hi! Bart! Do you know what time it is?

Bart: Yaaah! Ralph? No, I don't have a watch!

Ralph: It's time to die o'clock!

Bart: Homer. I'm... I'm scared!

Homer: You should be. Look at this phone bill! Do you know how much buying vowels costs? They even charge you for "y"! Why did we ever get you that phone?!

Bart: For emergencies... remember?

Bart: Lisa! Lisa! I think Sideshow Bob's trying to kill me!

Lisa: Again?

Bart: He keeps coming back and over! it's like I'm Super-Man and he's Mr. Mxyztplk!

Lisa: Isn't that Mr. Mxyzptlk?

Comic Book Guy: Actually both are correct!

Lisa: Comic Book Guy? What are you doing here?

Comic Book Guy: Wherever useless trivia needs answering, I am there!

Sideshow Bob: Saving the boy must get me a few good behavior points.

Man with the Braces: Should we tell him the twist, Chief Wiggum?

Sideshow Bob: Twist?

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bob, every reality show has a twist! There was never any parole! This was just a way for the city to save some money and get some criminals out of our overcroweded jails temporarily!