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Difference between revisions of "Lisa's Laughatory/Quotes"

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:''[Bart shows a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"]''
 
:''[Bart shows a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"]''
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Uh... what do you mean?
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Uh... what do you mean?
{{qf|Bart}} Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second?
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{{qf|Bart}} Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, I might add, where you cam in second?
{{qf|Lisa}} Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranhas can skeleton a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Martin won fair and square but sometimes I wish I could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranhas can skeleton a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am I a horrible person?
 
{{qf|Bart}} Of course not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
 
{{qf|Bart}} Of course not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nerves?
 
{{qf|Lisa}} You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nerves?
 
{{qf|Bart}} Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.
 
{{qf|Bart}} Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.
 
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{{qf|[[Martin]]}} It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
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{{qf|[[Martin]]}} It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, yes it can!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, yes it can!
 
{{qf|Martin}} Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
 
{{qf|Martin}} Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.

Revision as of 07:05, May 13, 2021



Lisa: Stupid Bart say's I'm not funny? I'll show him! I'll learn how to be funny, the same way I learn anything else with lots of studying!

Bart: Take a look at this and tell me what you feel.
[Bart shows a Daily Fourth Grader with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"]
Lisa: Uh... what do you mean?
Bart: Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, I might add, where you cam in second?
Lisa: Martin won fair and square but sometimes I wish I could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranhas can skeleton a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, Martin. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am I a horrible person?
Bart: Of course not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
Lisa: You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nerves?
Bart: Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.

Martin: It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
Lisa: Oh, yes it can!
Martin: Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
Lisa: That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.