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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, who's the new kid? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Oh, that's Ethan All. He just transferred here from Kansas. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ethan All]]}} Hey, Milhouse. How's it going? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Hi, Ethan. I want you to meet my best friend and wingman, Bart Simpson. Bart, this is Ethan All. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey. Ethan All. Isn't that stuff that hippies squeeze of corn? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ethan All}} Close. You're thinking of ethanol. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ethan All}} Listen to me, Wendell, you're not sick sick. You're just love sick. Sick with love for the corn understand? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Wendell Borton]]}} Must. Love. Corn. Must. Not feel queasy. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Is it just me or are things starting to get creepy around here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh, we've definitely crossed a line. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Uh... Ethan. Can't help but notice that you've taking this whole corn thing in a really weird direction... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ethan All}} A-ha! He who cans the corn so prophesied that unbelivers shall appear amongst us. And these unbelievers will profane the corn. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hoo-boy! All this yummy corn is as high as an elephant's eye, and it looks like it's clinging clear up to the sky! Mmmm... corn dogs... corn chips... corn flakes. Pop corn... Candy corn... ooooh... A scaredy crow! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Groundskeeper Willie! We've got to save the children! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ethan All and his evil corn has them all hypnotized! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Och! Devil Corn, is it? I thought the wee lads and Lassies were acting a bit tetched in the head. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It's like their brains have been washed or dry cleaned or something! We've got to destroy the cornfields! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Willie}} Say no more! Just leave things to me trusty tractor and me lady love, super leaded ethyl! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Go bless fossil fuels! | |
Revision as of 12:08, May 8, 2021
- Bart: Hey, who's the new kid?
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, that's Ethan All. He just transferred here from Kansas.
- Ethan All: Hey, Milhouse. How's it going?
- Milhouse: Hi, Ethan. I want you to meet my best friend and wingman, Bart Simpson. Bart, this is Ethan All.
- Bart: Hey. Ethan All. Isn't that stuff that hippies squeeze of corn?
- Ethan All: Close. You're thinking of ethanol.
- Ethan All: Listen to me, Wendell, you're not sick sick. You're just love sick. Sick with love for the corn understand?
- Wendell Borton: Must. Love. Corn. Must. Not feel queasy.
- Bart: Is it just me or are things starting to get creepy around here?
- Lisa: Oh, we've definitely crossed a line.
- Bart: Uh... Ethan. Can't help but notice that you've taking this whole corn thing in a really weird direction...
- Ethan All: A-ha! He who cans the corn so prophesied that unbelivers shall appear amongst us. And these unbelievers will profane the corn.
- Homer: Hoo-boy! All this yummy corn is as high as an elephant's eye, and it looks like it's clinging clear up to the sky! Mmmm... corn dogs... corn chips... corn flakes. Pop corn... Candy corn... ooooh... A scaredy crow!
- Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie! We've got to save the children!
- Bart: Ethan All and his evil corn has them all hypnotized!
- Groundskeeper Willie: Och! Devil Corn, is it? I thought the wee lads and Lassies were acting a bit tetched in the head.
- Bart: It's like their brains have been washed or dry cleaned or something! We've got to destroy the cornfields!
- Willie: Say no more! Just leave things to me trusty tractor and me lady love, super leaded ethyl!
- Bart: Go bless fossil fuels!
