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| − | + | {{qf|[[Houseboy]]}} Do you have a plan to beat them? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bartman]]}} Bartman always has a plan, Houseboy! But first I'll need some bait! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} Should I dig for worms? Because my Nana showed me how by twirling a popsicle stick in the ground! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} What are you doing? You've just made them mad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} And that'll make them sloppy and easier to trick! First, I'll need a... Gah! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} There's no need to fear! Salesman is here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} What are you doing here, Gil? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gil}} Helping you fight crime, of course! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} And so we lay to rest beloved citizen and lovable loser Gil Gunderson. It was nice of you come pay your respects, Mrs. Skinner. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Respects nothing! He still owes me for a broken juicer he sold me in the nineties. I'm gonna go through his pockets before you put him in the ground! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} It's not your fault, Bart. If you have to blame anyone, blame the guy who invented gravity! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Haw! Robbing banks is ouch a good cardio workout, I think I'll skip going to water aerobics tomorrow! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} No so fast, Snake! You're under arrest! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yeah, what the boy we're hiding behind says! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} Where's you sidekick? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} He has a note from his doctor saying no crime fighting until his ear infection clears up. But let me introduce my new partner! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} You're not going to eat my brain, are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gil}} No, I had a big lunch. But now I have nowhere to go and nothing to my name except my case of old superhero gadgets. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} Gil, I think I have an idea.. | |
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Revision as of 07:33, May 8, 2021
- Houseboy: Do you have a plan to beat them?
- Bartman: Bartman always has a plan, Houseboy! But first I'll need some bait!
- Houseboy: Should I dig for worms? Because my Nana showed me how by twirling a popsicle stick in the ground!
- Houseboy: What are you doing? You've just made them mad!
- Bartman: And that'll make them sloppy and easier to trick! First, I'll need a... Gah!
- Gil Gunderson: There's no need to fear! Salesman is here!
- Bartman: What are you doing here, Gil?
- Gil: Helping you fight crime, of course!
- Reverend Lovejoy: And so we lay to rest beloved citizen and lovable loser Gil Gunderson. It was nice of you come pay your respects, Mrs. Skinner.
- Agnes Skinner: Respects nothing! He still owes me for a broken juicer he sold me in the nineties. I'm gonna go through his pockets before you put him in the ground!
- Houseboy: It's not your fault, Bart. If you have to blame anyone, blame the guy who invented gravity!
- Snake Jailbird: Haw! Robbing banks is ouch a good cardio workout, I think I'll skip going to water aerobics tomorrow!
- Bartman: No so fast, Snake! You're under arrest!
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, what the boy we're hiding behind says!
- Snake: Where's you sidekick?
- Bartman: He has a note from his doctor saying no crime fighting until his ear infection clears up. But let me introduce my new partner!
- Bartman: You're not going to eat my brain, are you?
- Gil: No, I had a big lunch. But now I have nowhere to go and nothing to my name except my case of old superhero gadgets.
- Bartman: Gil, I think I have an idea..
