Difference between revisions of "The Battle of the Batboys/Quotes"

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Homer: You're selling what now?

Bart: No! I need to practice! I'm gonna be a batboy!

Homer: Boys can't turn into bats. Unless you're a vampire... or a mutant. Are you a vampire mutant, boy?

Bart: Ahhrr! Not a bat! A batboy for the Springfield Isotopes. Just like you were the Isotope's mascot once. Remember Dancin' Homer?

Homer: I had forgotten all about that! So you wanna be just like your old man, huh?

Bart: Only without making an embarrassing spectacle of myself.

Bill McCloskey: Ben those knees, son! Gotta be ready for anything!

Milhouse: Sure thing, video dad!

Bill McCloskey: Growl at your opponent! Pretend he's a monkey! Are you going to let a monkey beat you?

Milhouse: Grrr! No!

Milhouse: Get ready, Bart! I know all of video dad's tricks!

Bart: Oh, brother...

Milhouse: No! Not the monkey! I should be the batboy!

Marge: You tried your best, Bart! I'm very proud of you!

Homer: But look on the bright side... everyone loves a monkey. Heh, heh!

Bart: I guess...