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Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021
- Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such daiting programs "Leper Island Love Nest" and "Lust Aquarium". Now it's time for everyone's favorite dating show...
- Audience: "Love Accurately!"
- Troy McClure: Tell us, Moe. What's your perfect date?
- Moe: Aw, geez. Well, Troy. My perfect date would have a good shape, smooth skin, and.. um.. be able to make me cry again.
- Troy McClure: Great! Now let's feed your answeres into... ...Brenda the Love Bot!
- Brenda the Love Bot: Computing! Computing!
- Sound: [Ping!]
- Troy McClure: Thanks to Brenda's 80% accurate computerization, we can reval your perfect dating match is... ...this jar of pickled eggs!
- Moe: Whould ya look at me. I'm cryin' with happiness!
- Troy McClure: Another happy couple thanks to "Love Accurately!"
