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:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader. | :'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' So they picked you? | :'''[[Bart]]:''' So they picked you? | ||
| − | :'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Not at first. I | + | :'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Not at first. I been running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal. |
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I need to get to the Monorail. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I need to get to the Monorail. | ||
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it! | :'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it! | ||
Revision as of 14:31, March 29, 2020
- Bart: You pulled me out of school for this? Why do I have to be here?
- Homer: Your mom thinks we don't spend enough time together. Now let's get the squirrels out of this secret R&D facility. Mmm... R&D!
- Bart: Hugh? What do you think "R&D" stands for?
- Homer: Ribs and donuts, what else?
- Professor Frink: Oh, Bart, I created those mutant creatures for Mr. Burns, but I never thought they'd be used for evil.
- Bart: You never thought Mr. Burns would use monsters for evil?
- Professor Frink: Well "evil," yes. But not super-duper mega-evil!
- Homer: Whew! I'm popped! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office taking a nap!
- Comic Book Guy: I don't get it! Why was Homer put in charge of all of us?
- Seymour Skinner: He had the most experience. He say's he's been working here for twenty-seven years.
- Comic Book Guy: Well, that hardly makes sense!
- Bart: Hans Moleman?
- Hans Moleman: Hello.
- Bart: You're the leader of--
- Hans Moleman: The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader.
- Bart: So they picked you?
- Hans Moleman: Not at first. I been running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal.
- Bart: Well, I need to get to the Monorail.
- Hans Moleman: Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it!
