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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That's it! You're grounded for Winter vacation! No leaving the yard! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whatever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, we're going to be late for the Hot Chocoalte Festival! If we don't hurry, we'll miss Krusty's opening bit where he "accidentally" scalds Sideshow Mel with hot cocoa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What? The festival's today? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Not for you, boy! Flanders will be keeping an eye on you, and he'll call us if you go anywhere! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I've got an itchin' to do some snitchin'! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Why me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned Flanders}} Beacuse of your sins! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Snowmer]]}} Hey, is anyone gonna eat this carrot? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Sweet bill nye's bow tie! My invention worked! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} My snowman's alive! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Yes, my hydro-animator makes water sentient! Your snow person now has mind of his own! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer}} So do I have an me or what? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'll call you Snowmer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer}} I have no idea if that's a good name or not, seeing as I've only been alive for two minutes... ...but sure! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned Flanders}} The creature is an abomination! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer}} So I'm an abominable snowman! Big deal! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Snowmer Junior]]}} Who am I? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm ging to name you Snowmer Junior! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer Junior}} That's the worst name I've ever heard! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's the first name you've ever heard! And I'm your father, so yo uhave to respect me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer Junior}} You're my dad? Please tell me I'm adopted! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why, you little--! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer Junior}} [GAK!] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Check out how good Snowmer Junior is on that snowboard! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Is that my skateboard? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but a few whacks with a hammer got the wheels off! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Listen, we both owe you an apology! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, we shouldn't have used you like that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer Junior}} You're right. You shouldn't have! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why don't we go inside for some Ice cream? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer}} I have no idea what that is, but it sounds good to me! Nice place! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer Junior}} And wam, too! Are you getting taller? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Nope! You're melting! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer}} Snow D'oh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snowmer Junior}} Oh, what a world! | |
Revision as of 17:23, April 24, 2020
- Homer: That's it! You're grounded for Winter vacation! No leaving the yard!
- Bart: Whatever.
- Lisa: Dad, we're going to be late for the Hot Chocoalte Festival! If we don't hurry, we'll miss Krusty's opening bit where he "accidentally" scalds Sideshow Mel with hot cocoa!
- Bart: What? The festival's today?
- Homer: Not for you, boy! Flanders will be keeping an eye on you, and he'll call us if you go anywhere!
- Ned Flanders: I've got an itchin' to do some snitchin'!
- Bart: Why me?
- Ned Flanders: Beacuse of your sins!
- Snowmer: Hey, is anyone gonna eat this carrot?
- Professor Frink: Sweet bill nye's bow tie! My invention worked!
- Bart: My snowman's alive!
- Professor Frink: Yes, my hydro-animator makes water sentient! Your snow person now has mind of his own!
- Snowmer: So do I have an me or what?
- Bart: I'll call you Snowmer!
- Snowmer: I have no idea if that's a good name or not, seeing as I've only been alive for two minutes... ...but sure!
- Ned Flanders: The creature is an abomination!
- Snowmer: So I'm an abominable snowman! Big deal!
- Snowmer Junior: Who am I?
- Homer: I'm ging to name you Snowmer Junior!
- Snowmer Junior: That's the worst name I've ever heard!
- Homer: It's the first name you've ever heard! And I'm your father, so yo uhave to respect me!
- Snowmer Junior: You're my dad? Please tell me I'm adopted!
- Homer: Why, you little--!
- Snowmer Junior: [GAK!]
- Homer: Check out how good Snowmer Junior is on that snowboard!
- Bart: Is that my skateboard?
- Homer: Yeah, but a few whacks with a hammer got the wheels off!
- Homer: Listen, we both owe you an apology!
- Bart: Yeah, we shouldn't have used you like that!
- Snowmer Junior: You're right. You shouldn't have!
- Homer: Why don't we go inside for some Ice cream?
- Snowmer: I have no idea what that is, but it sounds good to me! Nice place!
- Snowmer Junior: And wam, too! Are you getting taller?
- Homer: Nope! You're melting!
- Snowmer: Snow D'oh!
- Snowmer Junior: Oh, what a world!
