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'''Marge''': This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! ''[His lawn chair collapses.]'' Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!
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'''Comic Book Guy''': Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! (his lawn chair collapses) Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!
 
 
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'''Kearney''': This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!
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{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!
 
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'''Carl''': Hey can you fix the sound?
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{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey can you fix the sound?
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} And the color?
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'''Lenny''': And the color?
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} And show it in a regular theatre?
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'''Moe''': And show it in a regular theatre?
 
 
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'''Ned Flanders''': Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite year... yester.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite year... yester.
 
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(Patty and Selma are preparing to show their home movies.)
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:''[Patty and Selma are preparing to show their home movies.]''
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{{qf|Moe}} Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.
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'''Moe''': Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.
 
 
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'''Fisherman''': We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
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{{qf|Fisherman}} We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Maybe you just over fished them.
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'''Lisa''': Maybe you just over fished them.
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{{qf|Fisherman}} Maybe they under-spawn.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Maybe you killed them all!
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'''Fisherman''': Maybe they under-spawn.
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{{qf|Fisherman}} Maybe the fish killed themselves!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
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'''Lisa''': Maybe you killed them all!
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{{qf|Fisherman}} Maybe you should marry Milhouse! ''[Lisa gasps.]'' Yeah, that's right! I know about Milhouse.
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'''Fisherman''': Maybe the fish killed themselves!
 
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'''Lisa''': Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
 
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'''Fisherman''': Maybe you should marry Milhouse! (Lisa gasps) Yeah, that's right! I know about Milhouse.
 
 
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'''Lisa''': Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! (giggles) I always wanted to do that in a New England church.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! ''[Giggles]'' I always wanted to do that in a New England church.
 
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'''Dolph''': What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.
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{{qf|[[Dolph]]}} What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.
 
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'''Marge''': Homer, that's too much sugar.
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer, that's too much sugar.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's not sugar, it's carmel!
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'''Homer''': It's not sugar, it's carmel!
 
 
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'''Marge''': (about the Merry Go Round) Can I go again?
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[About the Merry Go Round.]'' Can I go again?
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{{qf|Homer}} All night, baby.
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'''Homer''': All night, baby.
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:''[Bart and Lisa groan.]''
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(Bart and Lisa groan.)
 
 
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'''Marge''': Homer!
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart!
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'''Lisa''': Bart!
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{{qf|INS Man}} Portuguese Fausto!
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{{qf|[[Fausto]]}} Ay! Yi! Yi!
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'''INS Man''': Portuguese Fausto!
 
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'''Fausto''': Ay! Yi! Yi!
 
 
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'''Carl''': What's wrong Moe?
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{{qf|Carl}} What's wrong Moe?
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{{qf|Moe}} I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
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'''Moe''': I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
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{{qf|Lenny}} That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
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{{qf|Moe}} Come on we got to save Homer!
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'''Lenny''': That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
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{{qf|Lenny}} And Fausto!
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'''Moe''': Come on we got to save Homer!
 
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'''Lenny''': And Fausto!
 
 
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'''Sideshow Mel''': I demand entertainment!
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{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} I demand entertainment!
 
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'''Homer''': We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
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{{qf|Homer}} We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Thank you!
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'''Grampa''': Thank you!
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{{qf|Homer}} I was talking to the cat!
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'''Homer''': I was talking to the cat!
 
 
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'''Lisa''': Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
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{{qf|Bart}} What about Brazil?
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'''Bart''': What about Brazil?
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{{qf|Lisa}} After Brazil.
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'''Lisa''': After Brazil.
 
 
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'''Homer''': Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
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{{qf|Homer}} Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
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{{qf|Bart}} In about two seconds.
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'''Bart''': In about two seconds.
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{{qf|Homer}} Why you little...
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'''Homer''': Why you little...
 
 
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'''Old Man''': I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.
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{{qf|Old Man}} I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.
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{{qf|Homer}} Queer-strange or queer-gay?
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'''Homer''': Queer-strange or queer-gay?
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{{qf|Old Man}} A touch of both. ''[Laughs crazily and then makes kisses in the air to Homer.]''
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'''Old Man''': A touch of both. (laughs crazily and then makes kisses in the air to Homer)
 
 
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'''Emily''': Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
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{{qf|Emily}} Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
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{{qf|Nathaniel}} And to make a little meth money on the side.
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'''Nathaniel''': And to make a little meth money on the side.
 
 
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'''Homer''': Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.
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{{qf|Homer}} Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.
  
 
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Season 18 Episode Quotes
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Marge: This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! [His lawn chair collapses.] Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!

Kearney: This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!

Carl: Hey can you fix the sound?
Lenny: And the color?
Moe: And show it in a regular theatre?

Ned Flanders: Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite year... yester.

[Patty and Selma are preparing to show their home movies.]
Moe: Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.

Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.
Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.
Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse! [Lisa gasps.] Yeah, that's right! I know about Milhouse.

Lisa: Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! [Giggles] I always wanted to do that in a New England church.

Dolph: What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.

Marge: Homer, that's too much sugar.
Homer: It's not sugar, it's carmel!

Marge: [About the Merry Go Round.] Can I go again?
Homer: All night, baby.
[Bart and Lisa groan.]

Marge: Homer!
Lisa: Bart!
INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!
Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!

Carl: What's wrong Moe?
Moe: I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
Lenny: That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
Moe: Come on we got to save Homer!
Lenny: And Fausto!

Sideshow Mel: I demand entertainment!

Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
Grampa: Thank you!
Homer: I was talking to the cat!

Lisa: Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
Bart: What about Brazil?
Lisa: After Brazil.

Homer: Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
Bart: In about two seconds.
Homer: Why you little...

Old Man: I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.
Homer: Queer-strange or queer-gay?
Old Man: A touch of both. [Laughs crazily and then makes kisses in the air to Homer.]

Emily: Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
Nathaniel: And to make a little meth money on the side.

Homer: Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.
Season 18 Quotes
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer • Jazzy and the Pussycats • Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em • Treehouse of Horror XVII • G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) • Moe'N'a Lisa • Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) • The Haw-Hawed Couple • Kill Gil, Volumes I & II • The Wife Aquatic • Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times • Little Big Girl • Springfield Up • Yokel Chords • Rome-Old and Juli-Eh • Homerazzi • Marge Gamer • The Boys of Bummer • Crook and Ladder • Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot! • 24 Minutes • You Kent Always Say What You Want