Difference between revisions of "Bedroom Battle/Quotes"
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:'''[[Nelson]]''': There's only one way to settle a fight between siblings. But my cousin's dueling pistols are in a police evidence locker downtown... so I guess you'll just have to slug each other. | :'''[[Nelson]]''': There's only one way to settle a fight between siblings. But my cousin's dueling pistols are in a police evidence locker downtown... so I guess you'll just have to slug each other. | ||
Revision as of 02:52, November 3, 2015
- Bart: I want to hear Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch!
- Lisa: Bart, if you would just give public radio a change, you'd find lots of stuff to appreciate.
- Bart: Yeah, like the off switch on the radio...
- Marge: Let's listen to good oil' non-offensive Bill and Marty on KBBL.
- Lisa: It doesn't matter who shouted first!
- Bart: Of course it does! Shouting first is one of the foundations of modern American society!
- Nelson: There's only one way to settle a fight between siblings. But my cousin's dueling pistols are in a police evidence locker downtown... so I guess you'll just have to slug each other.
- Lisa: Good! If I can't talk some sense into Bart, I'll beat it into him!
- Bart: Oh yeah? I'll make sure this time you do shout first!
- Lisa: Give it up, Bart! I don't want them getting confused about who the real winner is.
- Bart: They won't I'll let 'em know It's me before you can get a word in edgewise!
