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Revision as of 17:18, March 13, 2020
- [On board the Rigellians' spaceship, an annoyed Kang is feeding coins into a vending machine that dispenses humans.]
- Kang: Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!
- [In food slot B2 of the machine, Otto has been listening closely to the coins that Kang has been depositing.]
- Otto: Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a Susan B. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!
- [In front of the machine, Kang has reached the same conclusion as Otto.]
- Kang: Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! [He starts to put the coin into the slot.]
- Kodos: [interrupting] Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!
- Kang: Of course. Here you are. [He hands Kodos the quarter.]
- Otto: Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on.
- [The aliens realize that Otto is correct.]
- Kodos: The human is right! Here you are, Kang. Enjoy your lunch! [She hands the quarter back to Kang.]
- Kang: Thank you, sister!
- [Kang turns back to the machine, puts the quarter in and presses the button for food slot B2—Otto's.]
- Otto: [realizing what he's just done] Oops.
- [The trap door of Otto's food slot opens, sending him plummeting down the delivery chute. The End.]
