Difference between revisions of "Lisa's Laughatory/Quotes"
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Take a look at this and tell me what you feel. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Take a look at this and tell me what you feel. | ||
| − | :''[[Bart]] showing a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline " | + | :''[[Bart]] showing a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"'' |
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Uh... what do you mean? | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Uh... what do you mean? | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second? | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second? | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]:''' Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranheas can skeletonize a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person? | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranheas can skeletonize a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person? |
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Of coruse not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Of coruse not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince. | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]:''' You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nervs? | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nervs? |
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat. | ||
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Revision as of 10:32, April 1, 2013
- Lisa: Stupid Bart say's i'm not funny? I'll show gim! I'll learn how to be funny, the same way ie learn anthing else with lots of studying!
- Bart: Take a look at this and tell me what you feel.
- Bart showing a Daily Fourth Grader with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"
- Lisa: Uh... what do you mean?
- Bart: Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, i might add, where you cam in second?
- Lisa: Martin won fair and square but sometimes i wish i could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranheas can skeletonize a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, Martin. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am i a horrible person?
- Bart: Of coruse not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
- Lisa: You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nervs?
- Bart: Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.
- Martin: It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
- Lisa: Oh, yes it can!
- Martin: Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
- Lisa: That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.
