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Bart: I'm sorry! | Bart: I'm sorry! | ||
| − | [[Nikki]]: Ugh! You're always | + | [[Nikki]]: Ugh! You're always apologizing. |
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Nikki: What do you mean about 'us'? | Nikki: What do you mean about 'us'? | ||
| − | [[Bart]] : Well, | + | [[Bart]] : Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now? |
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[[Bart]]: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore. | [[Bart]]: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore. | ||
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Kevin: Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt! | Kevin: Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt! | ||
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| − | [[Bart]]: | + | [[Bart]]: You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?! |
Nikki: Bart, you have some things to learn about women. | Nikki: Bart, you have some things to learn about women. | ||
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Nikki: And I'll never tell you what they are. | Nikki: And I'll never tell you what they are. | ||
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Homer: Well, maybe you guys should look for easier jobs. | Homer: Well, maybe you guys should look for easier jobs. | ||
| − | Madison: | + | Madison: Unless you make this an affection-free environment, We will sue this school for its last dime. |
Skinner: All right, here it is. | Skinner: All right, here it is. | ||
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Homer: You're halfway home, lady. | Homer: You're halfway home, lady. | ||
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Bart: I'm sorry!
Nikki: Ugh! You're always apologizing.
Nikki: What do you mean about 'us'?
Bart : Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?
Bart: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.
Skinner: Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.
Skinner: I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.
Kevin: Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
Bart: You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?!
Nikki: Bart, you have some things to learn about women.
- [shuts locker door]
Nikki: And I'll never tell you what they are.
Skinner: So the lesson is children-
Michelle Obama: I'll tell them what the lesson is.
Chalmers: He's our Joe Biden.
Michelle Obama: Understood.
- [Homer and Marge enter Skinners office where two people in suit are waiting]
Skinner: Marge, homer, this is Brody and Madison McKenna. Bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter, Nikki.
Madison: Earlier today, your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter.
Marge: You mean, he kissed her?
Brody: On the top of the slide.
Homer: That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?! Oh, I could kiss you.
Madison: Mr. Simpson, I'm an attorney, and my husband is a federal prosecutor, And neither of us is happy.
Homer: Well, maybe you guys should look for easier jobs.
Madison: Unless you make this an affection-free environment, We will sue this school for its last dime.
Skinner: All right, here it is.
Madison: And we will make you regret the day your son was born.
Homer: You're halfway home, lady.
