Difference between revisions of "Make Room for Lisa/Quotes"

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Hippie Lady: But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.

Repo Man: Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn!

Homer: (laying on the couch) Pretty comfortable. That Andy cat cactus something.

Lisa: (groans) that anthena is an ice sorer.

Homer: (to Lisa) Just pretending a tree honey or we see only touch up agress tree.

Lisa: Yeah well hope it doesn't hum to loud and i got a ton of homework to do (opens the door of her room) and i don't finish it by--- Ahh! My room! (She sees her room is gone)

Homer: (steps in) What? I heard a yell. (to Lisa) Did you touch a wire?

Lisa: (to Homer) What happened to my room?

Homer: Nothing. Just need find to put all the electronic gismos and i know how much you like that scientist stuff. So--

Lisa: You gave away my room?!

(Marge is listening in)

Moe: Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here.

Lenny: Well, dish!

Moe: Groundskeeper Willie … you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see?

Marge: Ooh, this sounds juicy.

Dr. Hibbert: Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress.

Homer: Well, that's a relief.

Dr. Hibbert: Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself.

(chuckles)

Homer: Give it a try, honey.

(Lisa tries to chuckle)

Dr. Hibbert: Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it.

Lisa: I'm really not the chuckling type.

Homer: It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.