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| + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' You've created something people truly love. You really are an artist. | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' No, I'm just a nut who couldn't build a barbecue. You'll always be the artist in this family. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Aw, why does art hate me? I never did anything to art. ''[notices that his arm is stuck through a painting]'' Uh, let's get out of here. |
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| − | :'''Guenter''' | + | :'''[[Moe]]:''' So you guys are Eurotrash, how's that working out for you? |
| − | :'''Moe''' | + | :'''Guenter:''' To be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex. |
| + | :'''Moe:''' Uh-huh. So where would this sea be located? | ||
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| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Homer:''' I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I painted portrait after portrait of [[Ringo Starr]]. |
| + | :'''Marge:''' That's ''my'' life you're describing! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' This isn't art. It's just a barbecue that pushed me too far. ''[to the barbecue]'' Didn't you? Didn't you?! | ||
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- Marge: You've created something people truly love. You really are an artist.
- Homer: No, I'm just a nut who couldn't build a barbecue. You'll always be the artist in this family.
- Homer: Aw, why does art hate me? I never did anything to art. [notices that his arm is stuck through a painting] Uh, let's get out of here.
- Moe: So you guys are Eurotrash, how's that working out for you?
- Guenter: To be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex.
- Moe: Uh-huh. So where would this sea be located?
- Homer: I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I painted portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr.
- Marge: That's my life you're describing!
- Homer: This isn't art. It's just a barbecue that pushed me too far. [to the barbecue] Didn't you? Didn't you?!
