Difference between revisions of "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)"
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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | Burns: | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': |
| − | + | :''You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.'' | |
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| − | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': | |
| − | + | :''Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.'' | |
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| − | + | :'''[[Smithers]]''': | |
| − | + | :''Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You ''do'' have a very full wardrobe as it is.'' | |
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| − | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': | |
| − | + | :''Yes, but not completely full. For you see... | |
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| − | + | :Some men hunt for sport, | |
| − | + | :Others hunt for food, | |
| − | + | :The only thing I'm hunting for, | |
| − | + | :Is an outfit that looks good... | |
| − | + | :See my vest, see my vest, | |
| − | + | :Made from real gorilla chest, | |
| − | + | :Feel this sweater, there's no better | |
| − | + | :Than authentic Irish setter. | |
| − | + | :See this hat, 'twas my cat, | |
| − | + | :My evening wear - vampire bat, | |
| − | + | :These white slippers are albino | |
| − | + | :African endangered rhino. | |
| + | :Grizzly bear underwear, | ||
| + | :Turtles' necks, I've got my share, | ||
| + | :Beret of poodle, on my noodle | ||
| + | :It shall rest. | ||
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| + | :Try my red robin suit, | ||
| + | :It comes one breast or two, | ||
| + | :See my vest, see my vest, | ||
| + | :See my vest. | ||
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| + | :Like my loafers? Former gophers - | ||
| + | :It was that or skin my chauffeurs, | ||
| + | :But a greyhound fur tuxedo | ||
| + | :Would be best, | ||
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| + | :So let's prepare these dogs, | ||
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| + | :'''Maid''': | ||
| + | :Kill two for matching clogs. | ||
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| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': | ||
| + | :See my vest, see my vest, | ||
| + | :Oh please, won't you see my vest! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :''I really like the vest.'' | ||
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| + | :'''Flanders''': | ||
| + | :''I gathered you.'' | ||
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| + | :'''Lisa''': | ||
| + | :''(gasps) He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!'' | ||
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| + | :(''Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang'') | ||
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| + | :'''Lisa''': | ||
| + | :''BART!'' | ||
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| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': | ||
| + | :''Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.'' | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
Revision as of 18:40, February 8, 2010
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"Kill two for matching clogs."
"See My Vest" is a song that appeared in "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds". It is a song sung by Mr. Burns, and describes his plan to turn the puppies into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes. It is the twenty-second track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield and was also featured in the episode All Singing, All Dancing.
Lyrics
- Mr. Burns:
- You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.
- Lisa:
- Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.
- Smithers:
- Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is.
- Mr. Burns:
- Yes, but not completely full. For you see...
- Some men hunt for sport,
- Others hunt for food,
- The only thing I'm hunting for,
- Is an outfit that looks good...
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Made from real gorilla chest,
- Feel this sweater, there's no better
- Than authentic Irish setter.
- See this hat, 'twas my cat,
- My evening wear - vampire bat,
- These white slippers are albino
- African endangered rhino.
- Grizzly bear underwear,
- Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
- Beret of poodle, on my noodle
- It shall rest.
- Try my red robin suit,
- It comes one breast or two,
- See my vest, see my vest,
- See my vest.
- Like my loafers? Former gophers -
- It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
- But a greyhound fur tuxedo
- Would be best,
- So let's prepare these dogs,
- Maid:
- Kill two for matching clogs.
- Mr. Burns:
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Oh please, won't you see my vest!
- I really like the vest.
- Flanders:
- I gathered you.
- Lisa:
- (gasps) He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
- (Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang)
- Lisa:
- BART!
- Bart:
- Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.
Trivia
- The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
