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Difference between revisions of "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)"

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==Lyrics==
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Burns: Some men hunt for sport,<br/>
 
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Others hunt for food,<br/>
 
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See my vest.<br/>
 
See my vest.<br/>
  
Like my loafers? Former gophers -<br/>
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It was that or skin my chauffeurs,<br/>
 
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But a greyhound fur tuxedo<br/>
 
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==Trivia==
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== Trivia ==
 
*The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's ''Beauty and the Beast''.
 
*The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's ''Beauty and the Beast''.
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"Kill two for matching clogs."

"See My Vest" is a song that appeared in "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds". It is a song sung by Mr. Burns, and describes his plan to turn the puppies into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes.

Lyrics

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.


Trivia

  • The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.