Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes"
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:'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in Ohio, but not America! | :'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in Ohio, but not America! | ||
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?! |
:'''[[Nelson]]''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie) | :'''[[Nelson]]''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie) | ||
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| − | :'''Nelson''' [to [[ | + | :'''Nelson''' [to [[Grand Pumpkin]], holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend. |
:'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin. | :'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin. | ||
:'''Nelson''': You're a racist! | :'''Nelson''': You're a racist! | ||
Revision as of 14:44, September 22, 2011
- [When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]
- Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!
- Milhouse: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
- Nelson: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
- Nelson [to Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
- The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
- Nelson: You're a racist!
- The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. (starts eating Nelson)
- Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!
- Chief Wiggum: (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!
